Fuck you, Dan.

DISCLAIMER: THE PREVIOUS STATEMENT WAS A JOKE. NO INSULT WAS INTENDED. PLEASE DO NOT KILL ME.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

[quote]Tarantula_Boy - If you want to see the thread that coined the term, see below. Beware, this guy extra stupid.

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=84051&forum=14&page=1[/quote]

Twice now, you've referenced this. Let it die already.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

There is no way that two-bit shit stirrer deserves a slang term in its honor... not while we have sub_m7 on this site's message archive. Unlike jizzcake, Johannes's nick even rolls off the tongue.

Fair enough, I suppose it's time to let it gasp it's last breath. For some reason, that kid got under my skin. I generally ignore trolls and thier kin, but I really wanted to smack this one down. I'll stop beating a dead horse now. :)

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

*Bang*...

Fair enough, I suppose it's time to let it gasp it's last breath. For some reason, that kid got under my skin. I generally ignore trolls and thier kin, but I really wanted to smack this one down. I'll stop beating a dead horse now. :)[/quote]

Ditto.

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

[Click to view comic: 'sense']

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

*Smack* Ow! *Smack* Ow! *Smack* The sense *Smack* hurts as *Smack* it enlightens . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Try.

I'd have to repair all the previous holes made in your head, so the sense wouldn't leak out. That would be a wasted effort.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

[quote]I could hammer some sense into your head.
You know I could. [/quote]
Not if I beat you to it!!!

Hah!

I got dibs on making a comic about that!

.. Do you ever make comics from your own ideas? I wouldn't know since I don't read yours.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

This can get pretty philosophical if I try to answer this properly, so I'm just gonna say "manboobs" and leave it at that.

Why not, instead of calling "Dibs" on everything, just go and MAKE THE DAMN COMIC! No one will stop you.

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MANBOOBS, DANGIT! Now could we talk about something else please?

P.S. - The "dibs" thing was a joke.

oh. You don't think silly puddy would help, do you?

I don't get it.

oh. You don't think silly puddy would help, do you?[/quote]

By Jove, he actually took that jab in stride. We'll make a stripper out of you yet, boy.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I concur, very well done Zackstorm, your spelling of putty notwithstanding!

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

oh. You don't think silly puddy would help, do you?[/quote]

By Jove, he actually took that jab in stride. We'll make a stripper out of you yet, boy.[/quote]
I thought you wanted to chase me off? :Þ

heeyy, thanks. (I think... O.o)

Come to think of it, if he hadn't been so stubborn, this thread would have died long ago.

They're always so cute and fun to pick on when they're new.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

aaahh, whatever. Also, I have to get the last post ;|

Well now you've ensured this thread will never die.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I know.