Let's find out, shall we?

SEX DRUGS HOT BOOZE BREASTS PENIS PORN XXX VIOLENCE LESBIAN MINNESOTA

You still with us, d?

[Click to view comic: 'CC 182: Want to Play Again?']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[quote]Let's find out, shall we?

SEX DRUGS HOT BOOZE BREASTS PENIS PORN XXX VIOLENCE LESBIAN MINNESOTA

You still with us, d?[/quote]
Yes.

Now, if you'd said West Virginia instead of Minnesota...

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Anything deemed bad for me is ####### edited out. Like that.

Our software doesn't do dynamic keyword filtering like that, thank god. We're just denied access to a pre-set list of sites that have been categorized as containing things like "adult content", hate speech, gambling, MP3s, and -- my favorite -- information on hacking and "Proxy Avoidance Systems". You can apply for an exception if you have a work-related reason why you need one.

So far it hasn't affected anything I do, work-related or recreational (knock on electrons). Whether Stripcreator isn't blocked because it's passed the test or because they don't know about it yet, I don't know.

Nate, does it stop you from sending text that would be edited when it received it back? Like posting obscenities on a message board, I mean? Or does it just work one way?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I'm not sure - I know it prevents me from typing my full name in(I tried that once). If you see the first following word, it means I can send them -

dick nixion

anyway, if I see words that the program considers bad, it filters them and it denys access to various sites (livejournal and pr0n for instance). I dunno, I've gotten some kooky stuff down here anyway.

hrm. maybe that word wasn't filtered.

I was going to end this with a moh, but someone beat me to the punch, but luckily I had game nazi as a back-up (oops!) Therefore, you pre-plagiarists will just have to settle for this:

[Click to view comic: 'The Big Finish!']

Now for the winners...

Honorable mentions in order of appearance (maybe):
not_Scyess, particularly for his character selection in Interview.
The Governor, for his non-blasphemous Jesus.
naz_ghul, for Tag Team Cup (personal to naz_ghul: Have you heard about the bondage film in which a bunch of parrots imprison the French philosopher Descarte? It's called Polystyrene.)
KaddarComps, for No Punchline.
MaKK_BeNN, for You Die.
Umfumdisi, for The Safety Dance.
Bargaintuin, for Kajun Gets Drunk.

And the winner, for an outstanding body of work, and adding much body to the game: evil_d

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Woohoo! Thanks Kaufman. This was a fun contest (in case it wasn't already obvious that I thought so).

The next contest will not be posted until tonight. Sorry for the wait.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

kaufman deserves to win his own contest simply for coming up with this.

Can we play this game now?

Couldn't've happened to a more deserving guy!

Well, except me, and I didn't really expect to win.

I actually look like that red thing in "INTERVIEW!", by the way.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thanks for the HM, Kaufman. Touche on the polystyrene bit. :)

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

[quote]naz_ghul, for Tag Team Cup (personal to naz_ghul: Have you heard about the bondage film in which a bunch of parrots imprison the French philosopher Descarte? It's called Polystyrene.)
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Ouch!

Definitely a crotch-kicking offense. But remember you're getting off easy. Making a pun is a capital offense in Bush's Texas!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

What isn't?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Unless you're Rick Santorum (R-Pennsylvania) - then you can be a human pun, and a narrow-minded conservative tool of the right-wing to boot, and still be allowed to "represent" others with your votes. Not that I have an opinion about it . . . or might possibly drunk at this very moment and somehow thought it was relevant. I need one of those Vaudvillian hooks that drags my dumb ass offstage when I get off on a tangent.

Exit stage right even . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Guess I should have kept my mouth shut. As of yesterday, stripcreator.com is blocked by Websense under the category "Adult Content". Did they follow me here? Or is it just a surprising coincidence?

Looks like now I'll have to wait until I get home to write my lewd, pornographic comics. Like these:

[Click to view comic: 'Censorware 1']
[Click to view comic: 'Censorware 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Censorware 3']
[Click to view comic: 'Censorware 4']

I thought it was kind of funny that Peacefire isn't blocked.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Excellent.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002