I am back like a yak after an 8 month break and I'm bringing you 5 (not 4) comics that will make you drop kick your aunt Luanne. I've been gone so long because I've been working a a book with Tom Clancy. It's called: The time some retarded guy tied me up for 8 months and force fed me moose after-birth then spanked me with a polish sausage. Anyway, enjoy these and tell me how you think. and if i get any more negative feedback, ill print them off and wipe my donkey's vagina with it.........READ!!!!!!

[Click to view comic: 'Story time: The Dance']

[Click to view comic: 'Story Time: Don Rickles']

[Click to view comic: 'Story Time: German Midgets']

[Click to view comic: 'Story Time: The Crazy Hobo']

[Click to view comic: 'Story Time: Larry's Big Nose']

You like, no?

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America's favorite little pyromaniac.

I missed you, retard. Thank you for making my entire sucky weekend worthwhile just so I could come back to work and read new retard comics.

These were awesome.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Pretty awesome.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I sure liked them.

If you like Retard so much, why don't you marry him?

I asked, but he just started licking my chest and quacking like a duck.

I FRICKEN LOVE YOUR COMICS,RETARD!

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LoSeR