Hey look, it's Doctor Doolittle with his Pushmefuckyou!

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Hey spankling with all the newbies around now adays maybe it's time for you to update this theory.

So was I invented by a real person, a fictitious character, or unconscious personality haunting a real person who also creates fictitious characters?

[Click to view comic: 'Meet the Author II']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

israphael, you're a funny man.

Funny ha ha or funny peculiar?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Funny like this:

[Click to view comic: 'Be sure to wear some flowers in YOUR hair, too...']

But you're doubtless peculiar too.

Damn right. He's haunting me. Or I'm haunting him. Or we're both haunting Angela Lansbury.

P.S. I miss Jael. :(

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[quote]Funny like this:

[Click to view comic: 'Be sure to wear some flowers in YOUR hair, too...']

But you're doubtless peculiar too.[/quote]

That's it, you're going in my favorites list right now...

Make sure you put pita and not andydougan.

Sound advice.

And the alarm.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Argh! Oh well, I might as well just leave you on the list... I've never actually read the buiscit comics, but there are plenty of cool ones that I can think of that you've done recently.

Please don't read the biscuit comics. I'd like to remain on your favourites list.

Odd , but mention "The Biscuit Game" to anyone in Glasgow , and they stare at you like youre mad.

Mention "Soggy Biscuit" and they immediately understand.

One of the many Foibles of living in this great city.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Me too. Jael was fun to flirt with, and when I did her forum-users character, she was really happy and grateful and seemed flattered that I had bothered... she was such a sweetie... *sigh*

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Incidentally, in Australia it is referred to as "The Biscuit Race".

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dear me, lets see?
....
yes yes, with yours my figures do agree.

(a shiny nickel to whoever can id that quote)

Lady J and i are never seen in the same place, and whenever i come back i'm always wearing shiny underthings and a mysterious pair of glasses...

when i first showed up here spankling pointed out i don't exist...

well... i'm not sure if figments poof out of existance once they become self-aware of their non-existance... so i'll make my possibly last few words meaningful...

lady J: get help.
i could only be the product of a depraved imagination.
(man i'm good with these references... although i probably shouldn't have used my last few moments checking the wording on google.com)

aah! melting, melting... what a world, what a world...

i'm sorry, apparently i'm not melting.
the ac is down and i've accrued most heinous pit stains.
sorry to alarm you all.

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

Me too.....[/quote]
Me too too.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

round these parts its charmingly referred to as "wankbiscuit"

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[quote]dear me, lets see?
....
yes yes, with yours my figures do agree.

(a shiny nickel to whoever can id that quote)

Lady J and i are never seen in the same place, and whenever i come back i'm always wearing shiny underthings and a mysterious pair of glasses...

when i first showed up here spankling pointed out i don't exist...

well... i'm not sure if figments poof out of existance once they become self-aware of their non-existance... so i'll make my possibly last few words meaningful...

lady J: get help.
i could only be the product of a depraved imagination.
(man i'm good with these references... although i probably shouldn't have used my last few moments checking the wording on google.com)

aah! melting, melting... what a world, what a world...

i'm sorry, apparently i'm not melting.
the ac is down and i've accrued most heinous pit stains.
sorry to alarm you all.[/quote]

I've obviously missed something.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I don't even know why I'm reading this thread.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I don't even know why I'm reading this thread.[/quote][oldtimer]This thread was so much better three months ago.[/oldtimer]

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In which DexX has placed in the top three spots for six years running.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Only to be outdone by Monica Lewinski's blouse every year.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

oh
i didn't go to strip creator for two days, and then there's this thread here with four pages that i hadn't seen before...
on the first page was some guy saying i'm a figment of lady j's imagination...
i probably wouldn't have replied had i realized i was three months too late

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