Bless you.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'Kangaroo vs. Squirrel 1']
[Click to view comic: 'Kangaroo vs. Squirrel 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Kangaroo vs. Squirrel 3']
[Click to view comic: 'Kangaroo vs. Squirrel 4']
[Click to view comic: 'Kangaroo vs. Squirrel 5']
[Click to view comic: 'Click here for another surprise ending.']

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

[Click to view comic: 'Jamalia vs. Bull - 1']
[Click to view comic: 'Jamalia vs. Bull - 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Jamalia vs. Bull - 3']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[Click to view comic: 'The Greatest Sporting Event in the World #1']
[Click to view comic: 'The Greatest Sporting Event in the World #2']
[Click to view comic: 'The Greatest Sporting Event in the World #3']
[Click to view comic: 'The Greatest Sporting Event in the World #4']

[Click to view comic: 'The Greatest Sporting Event in the World #5']
[Click to view comic: 'The Greatest Sporting Event in the World #6']
[Click to view comic: 'The Greatest Sporting Event in the World #7']
[Click to view comic: 'The Greatest Sporting Event in the World #8']

That clearly isn't a uzi. No kangaroo could handle an uzi anyway. It's an AK-47 type weapon the kangaroo has there.

Other than that, perfect.

Shutting up now.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Dil was robbed! I demand a rematch!

[Click to view comic: 'SCBR, Round 1: Kid vs. LadyJ']

I figure that writing any more would just be anticlimactic. I already wrote the fourth panel and no one understood me. Not that anyone understands me now. Anyway. You can see who wins. No twist ending here.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Somebody needs a poke in the tuchus.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[Click to view comic: 'Lizardsuit vs NeoVid']
[Click to view comic: 'Lizardsuit vs NeoVid']

My original ending had NeoVid getting arrested, but then it would be more like a tie, and I don't think we can do that... if we can, let me know and I'll write the original ending.

[Click to view comic: 'priest vs. zoe']
[Click to view comic: 'priest vs. zoe end']

[Click to view comic: 'Kaufman versus the Hippie']

I was maybe going to do more but I figure this is a clear cut win for Kaufman anyway.

[Click to view comic: '#:WIGU-Rab:rog 1']
[Click to view comic: '#:WIGU-Rab:rog 2']
[Click to view comic: '#:WIGU-Rab:rog 3']

[Click to view comic: 'Boorite vs. Demon - Part 1'][Click to view comic: 'Boorite vs. Demon - Part 2'][Click to view comic: 'Boorite vs. Demon - Part 3']

Winner: Boorite
Loser: Probably the hooker

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I have almost returned, so I'll pull my finger out soon.

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Dad was flammable

I'm lost in the sauce again. Who still owes which series?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Here's the current laundry list. I've done the draw for the rest of Round 1, and been in touch with some of you who are behind. Once I get a few more replies, I'll post the new draw. Right now, 34 of the 48 posted matches have beem completed.

[list][*]andydougan: Arabian (kaddar) vs. Kajun (forumusers)
-and- Holly (kofightclub) vs. Triceratops (submitted)
[*]Big Evil Dan: up-to-date
[*]boinky33: up-to-date
[*]boorite: Jon (goats) vs. Pimp (dexx)
-and- Elephant (dexx) vs. Lara7 (forumusers)
[*]crabby: up-to-date
[*]Drexle: Deer (holiday) vs. Killersquirrel (kofightclub)
[*]evil_d: up-to-date
[*]fuzzyman: up-to-date
[*]habnem: up-to-date
[*]itsclark: Bobby (submitted) vs. Sharkman (submitted)
-and- Donkey (wigu) vs. Hadrosaur (submitted)[*]KajunFirefly: Duck (kaddar) vs. Zombie (holiday)
[*]kramer_vs_kramer: Wirthling (forumusers) vs. Red (kaddar)
[*]mmyers: Cowboy (threereasons) vs. Clappy (dexx)
[*]Scyess: Brad (forumusers) vs. Pumpkin (holiday)
-and- Matthew (forumusers) vs. Penguin (kofightclub)
-and- Dragonxero (forumusers) vs. Witch (holiday)
[*]TheGovernor: Littlegirl (threereasons) vs. Sickobunny (dexx)
[*]umfumdisi: up-to-date[/list]

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Kaufman, you must have forgotten my now classic comic from page 3, so here it is again.

[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy versus Clappy']

Or is this your way of telling me to do it over again? How about in Norway?

[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy versus Clappy in Norway']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

...Or every time I edit that list, I miss one thing. Tell you what, post it in Pig Latin, and we'll call it even :-)

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Owboyca ersusva lappyca nia Igpa Atinla']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'Wiguhaddy, Act I']
[Click to view comic: 'Wiguhaddy, Act II']
[Click to view comic: 'Wiguhaddy Act III']
[Click to view comic: 'Wiguhaddy Act IV']
[Click to view comic: 'Wiguhaddy, Act V']

Victory = Hadrosaur.

Bobby vs. Sharkman was submitted several weeks ago, unless I'm hallucinating wildly. Again.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

It's too quiet here. Time to post the rest of round 1.

I'm working on tracking down the AWOLs. Patience please, and I may be bringing subs in soon.

Meanwhile:

[list][*]andydougan: Arabian (kaddar) vs. Kajun (forumusers)
-and- Holly (kofightclub) vs. Triceratops (submitted)
-and- Drexle (forumusers) vs. Pirate (submitted)
[*]Big Evil Dan: Redfish (dexx) vs. Union (kofightclub)
[*]boinky33: Owl (submitted) vs. Santa (holiday)
[*]boorite: Jon (goats) vs. Pimp (dexx)
-and- Elephant (dexx) vs. Lara7 (forumusers)
-and- Attitudechicka (forumusers) vs. Maura (dieselsweeties)
[*]crabby: Gabe (kofightclub/pennyarcade) vs. Rocker (submitted)
[*]Drexle: Deer (holiday) vs. Killersquirrel (kofightclub)
-and- Clango (dieselsweeties) vs. Phil (goats)
[*]evil_d: Feetforears (threereasons) vs. Jael (forumusers)
[*]fuzzyman: Captain (dexx) vs. Spankling (forumusers)
[*]habnem: Monkey (kaddar) vs. Snowman (holiday)
[*]itsclark: Diablo (goats) vs. Mrstinkybutt (submitted)
[*]KajunFirefly: Duck (kaddar) vs. Zombie (holiday)
-and- Brunette (kaddar) vs. stickman (explodingdog)
[*]kramer_vs_kramer: Wirthling (forumusers) vs. Red (kaddar)
-and- Deuce (jerkcity) vs. Evil (kaddar)
[*]mmyers: Neil (wigu) vs. Ranger (kaddar)
[*]Scyess: Brad (forumusers) vs. Pumpkin (holiday)
-and- Matthew (forumusers) vs. Penguin (kofightclub)
-and- Dragonxero (forumusers) vs. Witch (holiday)
-and- Choirboy (kaddar) vs. Gabebillings (forumusers)
[*]TheGovernor: Littlegirl (threereasons) vs. Sickobunny (dexx)
-and- Blue (kaddar) vs. CSA (kofightclub)
[*]umfumdisi: Redhat (kaddar) vs. Satan (dexx)[/list]

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Jamalia vs. Bull - 2']

! .. !

[Click to view comic: 'Jamalia vs. Bull kaddar 2 remix']

To absent friends.

In order to move this along, I have requested substitutes for the habitually AWOL. jes_lawson has volunteered to fill in for the vanished andydougan, and dcomposed, who has previously expressed interest in participating has been asked to play the part of the overtaxed Scyess.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Good.

Let's get this gravy boat movin'.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

At long last the "can Brad beat up a pumpkin" debate will be settled.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III