Batman: hai frank_
frank_: :O
frank_: dcom!
frank_: whats up dcom?
choad: half of frankston
frank_: :(
Batman: (not at the same time)
choad: i've got a million of them
choad: actually, only about 1400 so far
Humbert_Rohypnol: I've often said, "no one can exploit a missing comma like chaod."
choad: you should see what i can do with a colon
cpausti: HHAAAAAAAA!

[21:54] choady: okay...do i work out, or do i organize my travel pics?
[21:55] IvyThePlant: if you work out, we need pics
[21:55] choady: i lost weight despite all the crap i ate over there
[21:55] choady: but i was burning like 1200+ calories a day
[21:56] choady: and now my legs are super sexy
[21:56] choady: like even i cant stop staring at them
[21:56] * IvyThePlant whistles
[21:56] choady: i might have to masturbate thinking of my own legs tonight

choady: kajun, did any of your parents whore around vienna?
Kajun: uh
Kajun: why?
choady: because i thought my waiter looked a lot like you, and then when i was settling the bill, i saw his name was also thomas
choady: he had the same hair colour and style and glasses
Kajun: well, if he's anything like me, I hope you didn't order the soup

[00:33] the only time I would ever consider a tit-fuck, is if I was going to take a picture on my phone and show it around the office
[00:33] or if I was fucking a mate's sister/mum, just to tell them I tit-fucked her.
[00:33] and that she was shite
[00:34] and paid me
[00:34] and it wasn't worth the money
[00:34] and all the time I was imagining his dad
[00:34] because he's got bigger tits

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Poo perhaps?

Kajun: I have no penis.
boorite: omg what happened to your beautiful penis which I had every intention of sucking
boorite: lewl
Kajun: I lost it in a hand of poker.
Kajun: to a pair of Queens
boorite: lewl
boorite: I sprained mine with four Jacks
Kajun: lewl
Kajun: that's ace
boorite: I was flush with embarrassment
Kajun: royally
boorite: damn straight.
Kajun: you're such a joker

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Dad was flammable

you got off easy. i've been broken by a couple of tens

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what if nigger meant kite

Global messages from the IRCops

[21:22] -Global- Oh no! My penis fell off!
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[21:23] -Global- try to reattach it with superglue!

In #SC

[21:22] The IRCops are fun here, makes a change.
[21:24] Heh, global conversing.

IRCops global #sc specifically

[21:28] -Global:#stripcreator- This just in h|barbobot likes da cock and dirty hobos

So I guess IRCops can be cool.

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Poo perhaps?

fucking flies.
they're doing my tits in
I feel like a giant turd.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[15:43] artemis: Ive herad the best way to get the job is through either oral sex or amazing credentials
[15:44] IvyThePlant: and my credentials kinda suck
[15:44] IvyThePlant: so does my oral sex technique, now that i think about it
[15:44] cpausti: :|
[15:44] artemis: do you have a knot on the back of your head from where it hits the desk?
[15:45] Kajun: I miss oral sex
[15:46] cpausti: :|
[15:46] Kajun: I wonder what I can smear on my genitals to entice the missus
[15:46] artemis: peanut butter
[15:46] cpausti: money
[15:46] Kajun: I'm not sure she likes peanut butter
[15:46] IvyThePlant: i'll go with money
[15:46] artemis: dont want her getting fat, anyway
[15:46] Kajun: money, you say?
[15:46] cpausti: peanut butter first, so the money sticks
[15:46] artemis: atkins approved spread
[15:46] Kajun: okay, I'll jam a pound coin down there
[15:46] artemis: have it hidden in your urethra
[15:46] artemis: as a special surprise
[15:47] cpausti: ooooh.\
[15:47] Kajun: yes
[15:47] Kajun: SURPRISE, THERE GO YOUR TONSILS!
[15:47] cpausti: make sure she doesn't choke
[15:47] Jes_L: mercy
[15:48] artemis: you just need to rationalize with her
[15:48] Kajun: please, artemis, we're trying to have a grown-up discussion here