... Andy sobbing like a little girl because he couldn't go to Russel Crowe's birthday party featuring ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...Russel Crowe...

...straddled on top of...

...Russel Crowe...

...and holding a little...

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...crow named Russel...

...Crowe...

...Russel...

....Who also happens to know the Dog from Air-Bud who happens to be dating....

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

...the monkey from MVP...

...who is two timing it with the dolphin from SeaQuest DSV...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

...Who once met Free Willy, before he was famous, of course...

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Mediocrity at its most average.

...in a bar in the seedier part of town which catered to the "no income and bar fight" crowd, which of course wasn't used to seeing aquatic mammals, leading to...

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... hot sweaty sex with ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...blowholes...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

...erupting into...

... a fist fight between those who are trying to bet the coveted 1000th post in this thread ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...which is boinky33 and kaufman, and Obijo will take the winner...

after we take post and reply #1000 and...

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...then out to dinner...

where we will order ...

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... a packet of biscuits with a side order of ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...snail retinas, which go well with a nice white wine and some...

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...pudding pops shoved sideways up Bill Cosby's ass, and shoved so far up that Bill becomes cross-eyed and starts screaming,...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

either, "Holy Shit, I made the thousandth post to this topic!" or ...

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