..so once he pulled out the pancakes penised up his stuff he decide to go to the stuff store and buy a few...

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...maxi pads, to soak up all the blood from having had pancakes penised into his stuff...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

... Magazine, trite and sophomoric reading fare for the 18-40 male hipster crowd, filled to overflowing with hearts a-glowing showing Christ to those who do not...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

..have a clue what the hell...

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...the...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

...motherfucking shit fucking cocksucking donkeysucking pisslicking cumbubble son of a bitch faggot homo stinkpot boogerfucker noodlemonkey platypus douchelick nosegoblin bitchface cuntmunching poontang asscock grundleslamming teabagging dicksnot...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...ass licking...

..guy who thinks hes macho when he...

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...licks ass...

...and looks like Leonardo DiCaprio in 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape?', which is exactly what the photoshopped face of boinky33 looks like, and sometimes...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...while looking at that picture, I get a special feeling in my pants, and I begin to slowly...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

...climb out onto the ledge to end it all...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

...and then my penis starts spinning like a rotor and I helicopter into the night...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...eclipse, which died a...

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

...lot back in the old days when...

..I had those damn pancakes penised up my stuff,then I rembembered the day when I decided to...

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...wangs...

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Poop.

...chung, and then drink no less than seven screaming bottles of Chateau Neuf du Pape, because after all...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...What the hell am I supposed to do on a wednesday night when I really have no...

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...left 'nad...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

...because leaving all the work to the right one isnt very fair when youre right in the middle of a...

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...quietly ululating bottle of that famous french wine...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...dongs...

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Batman created by Bob Kane

...pierron number 5, a quaint little Aparitif with a surprising, salty after-taste and an aroma which has been favorably compared to...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

...ejaculate...

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