ObiJo, these are by far the coolest rules for a CC that I've seen in my time here.

And yes, the last one is clearly a blatant ripoff of previously posted comics .. apologies for that, but I just couldn't resist.

Hey everyone BTW :)

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Ignorance is no excuse

Heh. This one kicks ass.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Thanks Drexle. Now if I can just get up out of the fetal position and try to think of a way to decide between about 10 of the funniest comics I've seen in the last six months, maybe I could stop stuttering.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You magnificent newbie!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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Wow .. thanks people :)

BTW, Drexle .. cool followup ;)

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Ignorance is no excuse

Wouldn't want to omit this angle.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Just to make ObiJo's life a little harder...

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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Ladies an gentlemen, pay close attention. LevelZero has shown us the way a newbie should introduce him or herself. Don't bawl for attention, don't demand to be read, just jump into a contest with a piss-funny strip that stands a damned good chance of winning. That'll do it, really.

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What the hell is going on here? Even the newbies are posting funny strips. Obi, you put something unholy into those rules when you were cooking them up, didn't you?

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i think the fact that its jesus doubles the funny in that

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Heres another classic for this contest.
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