I'm going to collect all of the choadwarrior trading cards!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I wish I had scanned the out-takes before I left there--some VERY creepy clown shots.

While they were doing the makeup, I kept bugging the design manager with, "Can I be an evil clown?" and "Can I be a sad clown?" He got so tired of me he snapped and said, "YOU'RE GOING TO BE A HAPPY CLOWN SO JUST SHUT UP!"

When the makeup was done, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Oh my god, you're John Wayne Gacy."

I decided to go home after the shoot was done and take the makeup off there instead of at the studio. I was stopped at a light and this woman was pushing a stroller across the street and stopped in front of my hood, pointed at me, and held her kid up to see the happy clown behind the wheel. I should have run her down.

I used the first photo I posted on my ID card and used the costume's name of Lord of Evil as my title.

To be totally honest, until now, I never really thought that the people on costume packages actually existed.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

I know it's a bit boring but I just put a bolt in my forehead.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Did Tobor put that there?

Even Tobor likes a bit of head now and then.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

When you run for president, this photo is going to be plastered everywhere.

I wouldnt be the first fat clown to attain that office.

Are you talking about Milard Philmore?

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

With choad in office, it would be more like Phil McCracken.

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Damn, I wish I could find my pics of my Spongebob costume...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

My best friend Tony went as a huffer:

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obscenity filter is off

Resurrected. The tinkerbell costume is gone. I have no idea what I'm going to be this year.

Travis picked his own costume this year, Spiderman.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'm gonna be a banana.

I was a smiley from the game Manhunt a few years ago. Made a crazy mask out of paper mache and yarn and everything.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

attitudechickaI suggest porn star.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Decision made: bar wench. Pictures to come near the 31st or sooner if I think of it.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Top on or off?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

BigFrank105don't forget your maracas

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what if nigger meant kite

Me in full jelly donut regalia. I've been wearing it everywhere I go so that I'll be totally in character by Halloween.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

That looks more like a melanoma.

So this is the smiley costume from... oh, I'd say about four years ago now (and the last Halloween I actually did something fun on, for varying reasons). 

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Zasteryou can dye it blue next year and be a urinal cake

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what if nigger meant kite

or keep it the same and be a benign tumor.

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Kill Whitey.

but if he does the urinal cake, we're legally allowed to pee on him

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what if nigger meant kite

Leave my personal life out of this. Who are you to judge!? Who is anyone to judge!?!?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Zaster

...You're M.C. Jelly Donut!?!

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-