...and what's up with those black and white rhinos, huh? They're both fucking GREY!

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All rhinos are one.

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...but let's face it - you cannot claim that rhinos really exist without using the Bible as a basis.

Anyone who says otherwise obviously wets the bed.

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Aren't "rhinos" alcoholic derelicts who live in Wiesbaden?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Sorry, wirthling - that joke was far too intellectual and highbrow for me.

Could you edit it, but keep it essentially the same, and make it relate to the molestation of farm animals?

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I was ignoring this thread for a while... I try not to get into religious debates. Not my department, since I can't even decide what the hell I believe in. Then I noticed that someone wanted to be spanked. By me. Fun. Oh, and just so everyone knows, my cat's in heat.

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Take it out of the oven, then. That shit's illegal, you know.

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[Click to view comic: 'Testifius Interruptus']

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That was brilliant, darlin.

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Oh, so you've met my father?

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Yes and no. Yes, I think the evidence is overwhelming that Jesus was a Jew-- a Pharisee, apparently, and leader of one of many contemporary Messianic movements whose goal was to throw Rome out of Judaea.[/quote]

Dude.... That's Monty Python's "Life Of Brian".

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Not only was the historical Jesus a Jew, a Pharisee, and a Messianic figure-- he was a very naughty boy.

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Let's settle this once and for all.

[Click to view comic: 'You Know What in Three Frames']

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Let's not forget what happened to that blonde guy in the bar in Good Will Hunting that was regurgitating arguments from his textbooks. He lost out on a chance to date Minnie Driver! Then he got shot in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

So watch what you say.

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Let's not forget what happened to that blonde guy in the bar in Good Will Hunting that was regurgitating arguments from his textbooks. He lost out on a chance to date Minnie Driver![/quote]

Jrm already has a "mini driver."

Ah, I see I'm back to normal. Thank you all.

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Well joke you if you can't take a "fuck."

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Hoo, boy! Thanks for clearing that up.

By the way: there are 2,000 years worth of religious scholars and theologians waiting to have dinner with you after having had a very dis-satisfying lunch with J-Nate.

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HA HA LOL.
I don't get it.

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Don't they teach weenie jokes in Pentecostal School anymore?

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Only to weenies.

Ooooooooooooooh! BURN!
he implied that you are a 'weenie', by saying that only 'weenie's hear penis jokes.
by uptight religious zealot measures, that's pretty harsh.

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um... ok.
I was kidding(I didn't even know I meant that).

By the way you all have had it wrong, I'm not a fundamentalist, I'm a strict Apostolic Pentacostal... oh shoot i just looked it up, I am one.
"a movement in 20th century Protestantism emphasizing the literally interpreted Bible as fundamental to Christian life and teaching " Webster.com

by the way
the secret thread is gone?

oh yes guess what i did today. \/
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That's why he's punished!