...and what's up with those black and white rhinos, huh? They're both fucking GREY!

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All rhinos are one.

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What others say about boorite!

...but let's face it - you cannot claim that rhinos really exist without using the Bible as a basis.

Anyone who says otherwise obviously wets the bed.

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Aren't "rhinos" alcoholic derelicts who live in Wiesbaden?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Sorry, wirthling - that joke was far too intellectual and highbrow for me.

Could you edit it, but keep it essentially the same, and make it relate to the molestation of farm animals?

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I was ignoring this thread for a while... I try not to get into religious debates. Not my department, since I can't even decide what the hell I believe in. Then I noticed that someone wanted to be spanked. By me. Fun. Oh, and just so everyone knows, my cat's in heat.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Take it out of the oven, then. That shit's illegal, you know.

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