Hermaphrodite.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I think I get it now. This is a pathetic attempt to get this thread to be longer than the "Has anyone..." thread.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Don't worry. I'll make sure that doesn't happen.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Yep, Gabe and I will co-operate and make sure that nobody posts anything more to this thread... except that I is for "insertion".

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Pathetic attempt? How dare you make such wild allegations. I challenge you to back up your claim with proof. If you can! I think you can't personally, but if by chance I'm wrong, then submit 10 posts to this thread backing up your claim with evidence.

Oh, and

J - Jack off.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Don't like to have another go so soon, but I thought this was a good one...

K is for "knobgobbler".

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

[quote]
E: elephantitus of the balls[/quote]

Dr. Pedantic sez: that's "elephantiasis."

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What others say about boorite!

L is for "licksomeone'spenis."

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What others say about boorite!

M- is for Marmoset Fucker.

Todays episode of Lowpass Street is brought to you by the letter "M".

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

N is for Necrofelch

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What others say about boorite!

O - Ocular Socket Insertion

What can I say - boorite has inspired me to new lows.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[quote]P - Pony-blower

I think boorite has taken us all down. Thank you very much ya felchmonkey. :)[/quote]

Q - quite welcum

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Q is for Quarter-Mile Butt Plug Relay. (The world record of which was set by wirthling in 1999, in 53.24 seconds sporting a 3.25" diameter chrome-finish plug)

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

R is for recked. As in, boorite the felcher posted the same time as me and recked my entry.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Sampsonite...
Um, don't ask why that's sexual. It's embarassing.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

T - Toad-in-the-Hole

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

U - Uncle Bob

(Did I mention he taught me the word grope?)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Vulva. Or Volvo. I can never remember which is which.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

W is for:

Was that your wide, honky, undressed ass I saw blowing a dead racoon in the middle of Rte. 2 last night? Mmmmmmmmm Could be, doc!.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

There's a $100 cash prize for the person who comes up with X. And no xylophone, x-men, xanadu type answers. I'm talking medical dictionary words.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

X - x-rated?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Judges?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

(Marv Albert voice) YES!

Wow, that was alot easier than trying to think of a city that starts with X. Which I've never done when lonely on a Saturday night, I'd thank you to know.

Here's your prize:

Spend it wisely on hookers and liquor.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Um, Jesus, you guys didn't think of this?
Xenophillia.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Oh yeah. That was my favorite album by The Who.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."