I never said "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!!" in my life.

Pah! Next you'll be denying you ever hit me with that dildo. I needed 14 stitches!

I'm not denying THAT!
Even though the dildo was blue, not black.

Yeah, well it was red when you were finished with it. Bastard.

I'd just like to point out that, according to Babel Fish, this is German for "with screen, charm and melon".

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I feel so special. I can't believe this idiot is wasting so much time making comics about me. Ok, so they are false, but still, the thought of one idiot troll wasting so much time just to try and make me angry is funny. The best part is that it is not working! Please, make some more comics about me Benn_BeingStupid. I am sure this is helping your nuerotic behavior. Let it all out. Your doctor must love this outlet.

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