Chuck Norris beats everything.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Real comedy beats overused Chuck Norris "jokes"

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Faith Healing

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Intelligent Design being taught as science beats darwinism

How does a conflicting idea beat something?

It just does.

Oh ok

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I must admit, girls are more interesting than science.

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Francium. It's radioactive AND highly reactive with water.

Interesting thing to note: Kryptonite was later revealed to be somewhat dangerous to normal humans as well, but to a far lesser degree and only because it's highly radioactive.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

If history is any guide, Germanium beats Francium.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

tungsten is just a cooler element in general

PocketPC beats Tungsten.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I do declare, if there be a hole in the pocket, down goes the Pokcet PC.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

this is a much more serious burn

This burn is better, due to the opportunity to do one of those;

Wood and Nails = 12 dollars
Klan Uniform = 2 dollars (sheets)
Burning a Cross and catching your own self on fire = priceless

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I wasn't sure if flaming boxers beat flaming trousers... but these are THUNDERCATS flaming boxers.

Wearing these would make me think of a big cat on fire biting my package.

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we seemed to have a collision there and posted about same time.

How about this. A big cat of fire HOLDING your package and wielding it like a sword, beats it just biting it.

That bites my package.

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