...and then, IT happened; something so horrible, so vile, it only had to be a bunch of squishy...

...-eyed metalheads who are generally centrists but lean to the right a bit, and are sensitive about a particular malady, and who makes me feel pretty when we're together...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...again after a long and arduous journey, not long after they received a ring from an old travelling man who...

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Confucius say: "Virginity is like a bubble. One prick and its gone..."

...brutally floated into the angry trees, while the irate breeze swept several terminally unhappy leaves into its mollified minicyclone...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...and upon returning home, was mortified to find out that his apartment was ransacked by...

...rabid record collectors, who had heard that he had a white label test pressing of "God Save The Queen" on A&M, as well as...

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I has a flavor!

...something weird found in his cellar (imagine that, an apartment with a cellar) which was a green, hair covered, liver-infested...

...pustule ridden former boy-band member who had returned from beyond his dead career to torture all of America's inhabitants once more and release an unspeakable plague of...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

CUNT. THE END

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Fuck this game!!!!

WHOOPS! I hope I didn't ruin it because I'd hate to be shunned by a group of such creative, intelligent, yet most probably ugly people who might decide that this really isn't a...

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Fuck this game!!!!

b... c... d... e...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

..f..g..h..and the rest of the alphabet, said by a darling little Mexican boy, who had a propensity for beating the shit out of skaters, and...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

picking corn in the fields with his colored friends and playing with his....

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You know you totally missed me!

...large elephant...

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

...testicles, which are famous throughout...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

...East London, where test pressings of elephant testicles are the best thing you can cut your punk demos on to, especially when...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

...the proper etiquette when dining at the home of an acquaintance, upon finding the main course is a meal you've avoided based on strict taste disciplines, for most of your known adult life, is to rip a large chunk of material from the front of the nearest large-breasted female and proceed to gum her exposed mammary as if you were a toothless geriatric patient gnawing a jiggling spoonful of jello, and...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...not let a little thing like being hit in the head repeatedly stop you...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

...from breaking the world's record for sticking french fries up your nose with an aluminum spoon dripping with...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

...the most luscious, creamy butter anyone has ever tasted, made from the milkings of the Australian zipperhound, also known as a Godgereela, which...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...eats -267.3 canned weasles for dinner every single night, which possesses it to turn into a...

...perfectly reasonable excuse for bludgeoning the shit out of numerous gnus, who were all...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

..the victims of being violently....

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...cornholed by a large crimson robotic being and run off by...

..the anti crimson robot alliance who eventually had to combat the robot, and with one fatal swoop...

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