Five votes! FIVE!!! [u]FI5E!!!!![/u]

Those miserable Scottish Labour MPs have saved the Dear Leader's worthless career yet again! Can't they find it in themselves to stop being zombies once? Just once? Just once? Fuck off back to your safe constituencies and sell more heroin, you pension-skimming vermin.

Not that it bothers me, you understand.

[font=impact][u] FUCKING KNOBCHEESE COCKBASTING TOADYING SHITFUCKERS![/u][/font]

Oh yeah, I'm REALLY going to feel the benefit when I go to university, what with [font=impact][u] NINE FUCKING PERCENT OF MY FUCKING INCOME BEING NICKED OFF ME PER YEAR [/u][/font]

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HULK SMASH BLAIR!

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Is this like bizarro-world American politics?

The Democratic nomination process is fun to watch. Anyone who says voters have no real choice should pay more attention to how hard the candidates are working to get the nominations. There's a pretty wide variety of candidates to choose from...

ALL OF WHICH WOULD LOSE TO GEORGE BUSH! MAAA HAAA HAA HAA.

Just kidding, I just had to throw in something salacious.

Also:
Howard Dean = Bizarro World John McCain
Lieberman = Bizarro World Al Gore
John Kerry = Bizarro World Frankenstein's Monster
Col. Clark = Bizarro World Gollum

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Al Sharpton = Bizarro World Jesse Jackson.

Mainly cos he's black and has a criminal record.

Also, isn't it General Clark? Give the man his due, makk!

Why? People still say "Bush" when referring to our current president.

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Que?

Why? People still say "Bush" when referring to our current president.[/quote]

Something to do with him being a pussy?

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[quote]Al Sharpton = Bizarro World Jesse Jackson.

Mainly cos he's black and has a criminal record.[/quote]

They both work pretty closely so I don't think that counts. A Bizarro World Al Sharpton would probably be someone like Rush Limbaugh, since they are both sort of party figure heads with no real official power.

I know, I was just doing some pre-emptive jabbing.

But what is wrong with this guy? He's the only potential candidate I would even consider voting for over Bush, and he's making it impossible for me to do so.

Kerry being a Vietnam vet doesn't really convince me of him knowing how to handle terrorists, but Clark being a general (in a war involving Muslim genocide no less) should be a great resume piece. But then he has Michael Moore handing me the resume in a chicken suit, dancing around saying that Bush is a nazi. That's not reaching out to the swing vote, that's reaching deep into the far left, who have their minds made up that they will vote anti-Bush regardless.

At this rate if we had to have a Democrat in office the only two choices that don't horrify me are Kerry and Edwards. They seem enough interested in their political careers to not do anything stupid, and would make great non-presidents, like Clinton.

With all of Clark's attributes (+18 Strength, AC -13, etc.) he's working pretty hard to be a loser.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Why? People still say "Bush" when referring to our current president.[/quote]

Something to do with him being a pussy?[/quote]

So that makes the double-standard acceptable?

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I REALLY HATE THE PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!>:8P >:8P :8O :8(
HES A PSHYKO!!!! I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE!!! LOOK AT THE WORLD!! SINCE HE BECAME PRESIDENT THE ECONOMY IS LIKE JUNK!!!! BUT HE HAS HAD THIS WAR SO WE CAN GET THAT FOOL SADDAM, AND WE DID, WHICH IS GOOD, BUT... I STILL HATE THE GOAT!!!!!!!!!! this is how i feel about him:
(pic. up there)<- YUCKY BUTT FACE!!!
this picture is bad and he looks even worse in real life!!:

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oh and did i mention he was stupid !!!

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childofthecorn... that has to be the best post so far in this whole freakin' thread.

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That's probably more calculated to win the Dem vote. If Clark wins the nomination, maybe he'll keep Moore out of sight for the actual presidential campaign. Of course, fatso would be likely to go along with that.

I know what you mean, though. Something about Clark makes me think that he's not taking the whole thing very seriously. Still, I'd probably still vote for him despite that, or maybe because of it.

Why? People still say "Bush" when referring to our current president.[/quote]

Something to do with him being a pussy?[/quote]

So that makes the double-standard acceptable?[/quote]

What double-standard? What are you babbling about, man?

That's probably more calculated to win the Dem vote. If Clark wins the nomination, maybe he'll keep Moore out of sight for the actual presidential campaign. Of course, fatso would be likely to go along with that.

I know what you mean, though. Something about Clark makes me think that he's not taking the whole thing very seriously. Still, I'd probably still vote for him despite that, or maybe because of it.

Why? People still say "Bush" when referring to our current president.[/quote]

Something to do with him being a pussy?[/quote]

So that makes the double-standard acceptable?[/quote]

What double-standard? What are you babbling about, man?[/quote]

Weather you like him or not, George Bush is our president, and as such is supposed to be referred to as "President Bush", just like "General Clark". Get the point now?

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Er, except that makk called him "Colonel Clark", which as wrong as "Senator Bush". Get the point?

Er, except that makk called him "Colonel Clark", which as wrong as "Senator Bush". Get the point?[/quote]
My apologies, but it still somewhat applies.

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