dangit i havn't won one round yet :(

I havn't wom one either, and I was gonna let kitty beat me this round.

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You'd enjoy Kitty beating you, wouldn't you dcom? ;-)

OK. I *think* I have everyone's comics. Posting new comics and rules in less than 8 hours.

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Shit, I need to start visiting SC chat!

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I has a flavor!

[quote]Thanks to my precognitive abilities, I can go ahead and vote on this round...
crabby[/b].
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Having seen the comics I think you'll be surprised, umfum, but thanks for voting. What do your mind powers tell you about the rules I'm going to post up in 4 hours?

PS - Eric, *everyone* should visit SC chat. It should be a condition of becoming a full member.

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[quote]

Round 3

boinky33 versus Ewwwww
[list]
[*] James Bond, 007, is at the supermarket, shopping.
[*] A robot should feature. If you decide to use Tobor, he cannot cornhole anyone or anything
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[Click to view comic: 'LL: 007/11']
[Click to view comic: '007']

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crabby versus [Choobychooby]
[list]
[*]Stickman (Exploding Dog) has been elected President.
[*] You can only use Exploding Dog, Three Reasons, submitted art and props.
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Chooby's used one of his alternate accounts to do this one, btw.
[Click to view comic: 'LL: Ween the Lights Go Out in the City']
[Click to view comic: 'Teh Lolita League']

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[quote]
dcomposed versus little_kitty
[list]
[*]A character is trying to return defective goods to a store run by me, jes_lawson.
[*]You have to use the words "incandescent" "longitude" and "recalcitrant"
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[Click to view comic: 'LL: Jes Market']
[Click to view comic: 'LL:3']
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akirajim versus JrnymnNate
[list]
[*]One of the Stripcreator characters/regulars has opened a chain of fast food stores.
[*]You must use at least two different backgrounds and at least one female character.
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[Click to view comic: 'LL: Stop Or My Dom Will Shoot']
[ Posted comic does not exist ]
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New rules soon. But now, you know what to do...

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Shit, I need to start visiting SC chat![/quote]

That's a lie!

Maybe I once felt her up, but that's not at all the same as making out.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[b]
Boinky
crabby
dcomy
[/b]

[b]Ewwwww
"Choobs"
dcom
Akira[/b]

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

akirakittychoobyewwwww

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Ewwwwwww, crabby kitty nates!

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This was the toughest yet. I had to re-read each match three times, and I still changed my mind when I got in the voting booth.

[b]Boinky
Crabby
Dcom
Nate [/b]

Since I'm in California, I reserve the right to recall tomorrow any winners I voted for today.

I have new rules.

Do you want them now to work on and peruse, like, or do you wanna wait and vote for Round 3 first?

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Ewwwww
crabby
kitty
jim

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Ewwwww
dcom
AKIRAjim

Actually, I think my predictions turned out pretty well considering the variables.
My official votes:

boinky
crabby
dcom and kitty (since the votes are cumulative over the life of the contest--if i understood Kajun's original posts correctly)
Nate (since akirajim went offensive instead of weird--i've told him i think he relies too heavily on shock and expletives)

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I predict that at least one of the rules for the next round will involve a conversation wherein one of the characters confuses the words "absinthe" and "absence" due to the other character's speech impediment.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

crabby
kitty
nate

[quote]
I predict that at least one of the rules for the next round will involve a conversation wherein one of the characters confuses the words "absinthe" and "absence" due to the other character's speech impediment.[/quote]

That actually happened to me twice tonight. I don't have a speech impediment, but I was drunk on the stuff. My friends said I was absinth minded.

[quote]I have new rules.

Do you want them now to work on and peruse, like, or do you wanna wait and vote for Round 3 first?[/quote]
If its ok, I would like the rules now. That way I can actually write something funny.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[quote]
I predict that at least one of the rules for the next round will involve a conversation wherein one of the characters confuses the words "absinthe" and "absence" due to the other character's speech impediment.[/quote]

Very very close my friend, but your powers have focused on the new CC.

New rules...shortly...

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......shortly......

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

......shortly......

Fine. FINE! Here's

Round 4

Akirajim versus Ewwwww
[list]
[*]Embarrassing ways to die
[*]One of your characters should not speak English.
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boinky33 versus crabby
[list]
[*]Unlikely sporting venues/fixtures
[*]Your comic must be in rhyme
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Choobychooby versus dcomposed
[list]
[*]Meeting a long-lost relative
[*]The last panel has to come first, and the second two explain it
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JrnymnNate versus little_kitty
[list]
[*]Your characters are at school
[*]Use the Pirate and a kaddar animal somewhere
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You have about a week to make a strip, PM me (Kajun's about, but still officially on holiday) and also vote for the last round. Which was teh awesome.

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I don't get my first rule....