na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na: KAUF-MAN!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I vote for kaufman.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

At least it wasnt a shutout.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

It takes six, or a long delay with no votes to win. Will there be a comeback?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Jeez, I didn't think it would be possible after 1-800-BEATMEUP, but NastyPope gave an even better showing than kaufman! He gets my vote.

Engage the Anal Sex Drive!!!

I liked both of them but my votes for NastyPope

tough call but I will go for kaufman

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"I know how toast works."

say... hate to break up the voting thing for a sec, but does getting out of round 1 enable me to lose the "newbie" tag?

...come to think of it, i suppose i can deal with "power-newbie," as coined by mr. 'kling (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Sorry Pope, but the kaufmeister gets my vote.

Wait on... I'm not going to be facing him again in round two, am I? *fearful expression*

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actually, reading back to the original comics cup, i believe you draw me in round 2, dexx... of course, you still have to face kaufman in the finals (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

And kaufman pulls it out. congrats to all in round one for a good showing. Now here is the lineup for round two:

Lady J vs. DexX
habnem vs. kaufman

Will our power-newbie slip past the venerable Dr. K? But first up, the Lady and DexX - next post.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Lady J vs. DexX

Rules:

1. Cast the Spankling character as a dance instructor.
2. Use as many speech bubbles as thought bubbles. You can use none of each, 1 of each, 2 of each or 3 of each.
3. Use DexX once and only once.
4. Use Lady J once and only once.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

guess i was wrong about who was going to steamroll me this round... but my finals prediction is still alive!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars