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it won't take much longer for this thread to pass up comics cup 4...

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Nice comic, Krammer...Who am I to judge ur comics?...forget I said anything.

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

Could NOT resist.
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With thanks to my girlfriend (aka rubykitten) for part of the idea.
She'll post some stuff later.

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Ignorance is no excuse

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Shit... One of the greatest ideas for a contest yet and I almost miss it. I was in Wisconsin since Thursday and I just got home. This is the best I could bang out in five minutes. If the contest hasn't closed after I get back from bringing the little woman dinner, I'll try to put some more effort into it.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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Ruby Kitten is crazy.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Ok, I'm gonna start judging these beautiful beasties right now. I'll check the thread for updates before I finish. Which should be sometime Thursdayish.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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I don't think I have a chance of winning :(. My first Comic Contest loss.... Damn. Guess I'll just have to get by on my good looks from now on.

Ok, first run through and there are now 22 comics left in contention. 22. Unbelievable.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Did I really forget to post this one last night?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Yowza. This was tough. I first got 22. Then I narrowed it down further to 9 excellent comics. After a lot of reading and rereading, I somehow got it down to these six:

We don't allow animals - Big Evil Dan
Every word is true - wirthling
Yo mama so forgetfull - evil_d
Old folk's home - kramer_vs_kramer
Chill - crabby
Welcome cock - gabe_billings

I loved every one of these, and didn't know how to decide. So what I did was cut off my right hand pinky, then write each comic name on a piece of paper. (In the future, I'll reverse this order.) Then I arranged the six slips in a circle, placed the pinky in the center, and gave it a spin. And the winner is...

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Damn. I knew I wouldn't win!

Anyway, congrats to the winner.

I didn't expect to win, but frankly, I'm a bit surprised that none of mine evenmade the final cut.

Ehh....

Back to the drawing board.

:- )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Out of all those comics I was one of the finalists. I didn't even think that comic was that great either.

The one that deserved to win definitely won.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Great, now I've pissed bunner off. Scyess and FishoutofBeer did that and they've since mysteriously dissapeared. "Arcing ropes of jism" was one of the last ones I cut to get to six, so really you were right there. (So was one that I found funny as hell by super-newbie LevelZero.)

I liked that one crabby. A LOT. Different strokes for different folks. I noticed that no one mentioned much about wirthling's comic either, but that bug slowly backing away had me rolling.

Oh, and I meant to give special props to andydougan when I decided this thing but forgot. The comic he posted WAS the one that gave me the idea for no titles, which I've been doing in 80% of my comics lately I dig it so much.

If anyone's too pissed, send your complaints to gabe's dog. This was a tough one to decide y'all.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

hear, hear. i'm not bitter at all. i don't even know how to make a mail bomb. *nervous laughter*

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

[quote]Ruby Kitten is crazy.
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If she wasn't, I don't think she'd even consider being my gf :)

Anyway .. I had a lot of fun making these comics .. and you WILL hear from me (and rubykitten no doubt) again .. that's not a promise, it's a threat

Oh .. and sorry for the "Dude, where's my car" spoof .. I just couldn't resist really

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