Two things... first, if you're going to belong to a church, it's a good idea to know how to spell it. Second, last I checked, Pentecostals were fundies. Quick test: Does your denomination of Christianity teach that every word of the Bible is literal truth, the the Earth was literally created by God in seven days, and that the Earth is around eight thousand years old, give or take a millennium or so? [Tick YES or NO.] Do you personally believe the things set out above? [Tick YES or NO.]

Check your answers here...

YES, YES - You are a fundie in a fundie church.
YES, NO - Your church is fundie, but you aren't... change churches.
NO, YES - You are fundie... what the hell are you doing in a non-fundie church?
NO, NO - You are not a fundie, and your church isn't either, so stop being annoying.

Actually, that last bit is mean. One of my best friends, the best man at my wedding, is a devout Baptist, and we get on just fine. He gives advice, I ignore it, I swear, he blushes and ignores it... we are friends, and we have a lot in common. He is as fundie as they come, but he tends to agree with my view on Creation: God made it, all Christians agree with that, so who really cares how he did it? We believe in the same God, but we deal with our belief in different ways... and the world keeps turning.

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Don't take it out of context.
I am a Apostolic Pentacostal, which simply means that we belive in the doctrine of the acts of the apostles and in the salvation that happened on pentacost. Our church is part of the UPC, and we interpret the bible as the literal word of God, and belive that we should follow it. I belive these things.

Yes *tick, yes *tick*

No, no, no, DexX. You see, Pentecostals seek to be filled with the Holy Spirit as were the Apostles at the Pentecost, or festival of the "fiftieth day" after Passover. Pentacostals, on the other hand, seek to impose huge markups on retail customers, up to 500% of wholesale. Thus penta+cost.

Do I have a big pyre of Aussies yet?

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LOL

Ooops... that'll teach me to read more closely. That was not a deliberate out-of-context thing, but simply me seeing "...not a fundamentalist... Pentacostal [sic]" and replying without reading the rest.

...but please, if you're a Pentecostal, learn to spell it correctly.

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oops

oops i just posted more crap like brad was talking about... Doh!

Do you ever post in tongues?

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My father used to make fences when he was young but...
No, that would hurt, by God!

I was asking about posting in tongues, not tonguing posts.

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Jrnymn, just a little advice, choose to accept it or not, don't try so hard.

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try what?

I was talking about posting tounges down and then...
Never mind. No I havn't. I've never felt the spirit move in that way while im posting.

[quote]try what?

I was talking about posting tounges down and then...
Never mind. No I havn't. I've never felt the spirit move in that way while im posting.[/quote]

I don't get what you're trying to say. Maybe I'm just dense or something. Anyway, what I meant was that you shouldn't try so hard to get people to like you, simply put.

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Um, if you don't get something, don't say so. It's rude. :j

Oh... I was about to chime in about that whole tonguing posts thing. Never mind.

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