andy

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This is not my empire.

andydougan by a butthair

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Tough choice! I'm voting for the a-chick by a margin somewhat less than the distance between gabe's tool and wirthling's saliva.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

attitudechicka

both very good, though.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

My life is flashing before my eyes.

For now, I refrain from voting. I can't decide.

And AC wins by a mile!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Currently it's 5-3, attitudechicka.

Damn... I was hoping the voting would be done by now. Oh well, I'll just have to hang around for a few more hours. Six people yet to vote, so do so if you haven't already! :)

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asianandy-1

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Technically there are six hours of voting left, but I plan to be asleep in about ten minutes, and still be asleep in six hours. As such, don't expect a formal declaration of a victor and rules for the next match until 11pm forum-time, about four hours late. Sorry, it's this damned spherical earth of hours. I wish they had just left the bloody thing flat... damn that bastard Columbus...

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ATTITUDECHICKA
ATTITUDECHICKA
ATTITUDECHICKA
ATTITUDECHICKA
ATTITUDECHICKA
ATTITUDECHICKA
ATTITUDECHICKA
ATTITUDECHICKA
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ATTITUDECHICKA

he he he

That's punny

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You're kidding... I'm winning? Whoo hoo! :)

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Ok... while Dexx is asleep, let's sneak into his house and glue all the furniture to the ceiling. Then when he wakes up he'll think he's upside down!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

He IS upside down.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It would save time if we just glued him to the ceiling instead.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Shit. Why didn't I think of that?

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andyclapton

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That's it, all done. I count 6-4 in favour of attitudechicka, so I am declaring her the victor.

When I get back from uni in an hour or so, I will post the next lot of rules.

Sorry this is later than I said - I had to take four showers to get all the glue off... bastards...

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Bah. 6-5, DexX. Sniff.

I don't know andy - getting slapped around by attitudechicka still looks like more fun than being stomped my a power newbie.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet