All it takes is a little garbage to kill Captain Planet, whereas it takes a flying kid with a sword and a humongous crocodile to kill Captain Hook.

Hook ftw.

Louie Armstrong the trumpet player or King Louie the ape from The Jungle Book?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

King of the swingers for the win! (the jungle V.I.P)

James Bond vs Jason Bourne?

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Bond Supremacy. Matt Damon's like 3 foot 4

Shirts or Skins?

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what if nigger meant kite

i'm assuming girls are playing, thus-skins for the win.

and just to be a difficult prick,

Henry V of Pepin the Wise?

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Kill Whitey.

Henry V, becase we know he makes it at least to V]|[ and "Pepin" sounds like a hobbit.

 Oscar Wilde or Oscar the Grouch?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

While they are both miserable buggers who love being filthy, at least Wilde had a sense of humor.

James Cromwell or Oliver Cromwell?

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

James Cromwell because he's in everything.

Earl Grey tea vs The Duke of Earl

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Poop.

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Hot Wheels or Matchbox?

Hot Wheels, cuz those orange tracks leave welt marks when used correctly.

"Frosty the" or "Randomly Appearing"

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

Randomly Appearing--I never miss an episode, but I stopped watching Frosty The years ago.

Mechanical Boy

or Coin Operated Boy?

choadwarrior

Mechanical Boy - HR Pufinstuf is by far the weirdest and therefore best.

Warren Ellis or Garth Ennis?

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