I couldn't possibly take Allison's place. I'm messed up and you all hate me but that's ok cuz I just don't care anymore and I'm not gonna put up with this crap. I would probably just make a sucky comic and then you would all hate me even more so maybe instead I'll just go away for a while and come back later or maybe I'll just carve "corn hole" into my ass cheeks.
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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."