Hey, did I ever tell you guys the amusing story, well at least I thought it was amusing, though you guys, and by guys I mean men as well as women, not excluding any minors who may be reading who may not consider themselves old enough to be called a man or a woman yet, because I don't want to appear sexist or misogynistic, since that would damage my credibility on this group irreparably, if indeed I have any credibility, or if indeed anybody could really be said to have any kind of crediblity on what is, essentially, an anonymous web forum, and any credibility I may have is, or at least would be, assuming its existence, which, for the sake of argument, I shall do, extremely valuable to be in a very personal way, might not necessarily find it amusing, since your lives, which are, and have been up to this point, and, I assume, will continue to be so in the future, obviously quite different from my life, in its present, previous and speculative future states, about what happened when I went to uni yesterday?
Oh, I did? Fair enough then.
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