You know, descolada... I almost don't want to point it out, but... there's an 'r' in your second panel.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I certainly won't object.

Anyway, the time limit doesn't end until Friday morning (EST), by my calculations. I really don't think I'll post my strip until late tonight (Thursday).

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[quote][quote]Fuck me.

Have fun, boys.[/quote]

That's not the first time gabe's used those sentences together, I'll wager. :)[/quote]

And you would win that wager. During my brief stint as a male prostitute I once took on a gang of eight horny sailors on shore leave, and I distinctly recall muttering this right before they started in on me.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Scratch that. I think that was just a dream I had last night.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[quote][quote][quote]Fuck me.

Have fun, boys.[/quote]

That's not the first time gabe's used those sentences together, I'll wager. :)[/quote]

And you would win that wager. During my brief stint as a male prostitute I once took on a gang of eight horny sailors on shore leave, and I distinctly recall muttering this right before they started in on me.[/quote]

I'm not sure, but I think I just came.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

sorry but rules are rules

evil_d may win just so long as there is an entry submitted that fits the rules in time for the deadline

it doesnt even have to be funny

but im gonna have to be harsh and ask for letter-level not word-level

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

[quote]

Is it allowed to do a quick fix before the time limit?[/quote]

It is allowed, as long as it puts the lotion on its skin as directed.

Or else it gets the hose again.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

sorry but rules are rules

evil_d may win just so long as there is an entry submitted that fits the rules in time for the deadline

it doesnt even have to be funny

but im gonna have to be harsh and ask for letter-level not word-level[/quote]

You've got to be kidding me. I speak only for myself, but I'm pretty sure that a good chunk of the others feel the same way. The point of contests like these are to have fun. If we wanted to be pedantic fucks we'd all go get jobs as IRS auditors.

And when the only person that might be affected says, 'Sure, fix it', you might want to think about letting things slide.

But being the moderator, you get to play god and do whatever you'd like.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[quote][quote][quote][quote]Fuck me.

Have fun, boys.[/quote]

That's not the first time gabe's used those sentences together, I'll wager. :)[/quote]

And you would win that wager. During my brief stint as a male prostitute I once took on a gang of eight horny sailors on shore leave, and I distinctly recall muttering this right before they started in on me.[/quote]

I'm not sure, but I think I just came.[/quote]

I think I said that, too.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.