Rabid

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Sex Piano.

Draws_A_Bi_Eel

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

crabby

Rabid

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

A close one between crabs and the rodent, but I'll vote.. crabs.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Ewwwwww

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

I do not suck dick! AKA crabby

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I think it's time to call this one. Rabid_Weasle wins the round by a single vote.

Now, because we didn't have a nice round number of people signing up, there are a three matches in the first parings that only have two participants. They've got it a bit easier, so they get an extra rule.

ROUND 6: TheBlairZip vs. CrunchyCheese

RULE 1: Use three different backgrounds.

RULE 2: Insert a plug for a soft drink (real or imagined).

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Thanks to TheBlairZip, Dcomposed, and FlickGuy for voting for me. It was much appreciated.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Apparently Rabid is going to be without internet for a while, so crabby advances. Deep down I suspect he's secretly involved in the forfeit, which is exactly the kind of treachery I like to encourage.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

YaY!