bet you dint even fight teh cop

---
What others say about boorite!

i met steve o before

---
whats up i am sebra 139

That's a funny thing to call your orgasms.

i steve o on ur faece lol

---
What others say about boorite!

cant wait for mortal kombat armagedan to come out

---
whats up i am sebra 139

me to what is it?

---
What others say about boorite!

so what do u not put pants on os something

---
whats up i am sebra 139

yeh i like the breez

---
What others say about boorite!

i tuched my peenis

south park

---
whats up i am sebra 139

hes rapping a dog

---
What others say about boorite!

not to self: boorite is funny as hell

---
whats up i am sebra 139

thx

---
What others say about boorite!

Then who is it to?

---
I has a flavor!

Jake Gyllenhaal. He's so dreamy.

For a while, I wanted him to play me in the story of my life. But then I realized that I wanted Maggie Gyllenhaal as one of the "girls I boned" and it would be awkward for him to bone his own sister. So I'm going to play myself. And bone Maggie.

---
I has a flavor!

My older brother's first girlfriend was Maggie Gyllenhaal when he was 13 at summer-camp. True story.

Years later, but before she became big, he ran into her on the Columbia campus. He thought she was strange and she had a shaved head so he brushed her off. He probably regrets that now...

---
Destroying my reputation one post at a time.