Piker

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Who loves Mr. Brain's Pork Faggots? Why, the Faggot Family, of course.

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What others say about boorite!

This is going too far!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

When Kangaroos Attack

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Poop.

Join the USBDT! It's just piss-water over here anyway. We might as well be proud.

Nice Ballllooooooons

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Now THIS is a man's army.

Angry Kid... I GOTTA see this someday. But don't forget these.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

*Snicker* Creation Science Fair *Snicker*

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Wait... is that a joke or is that serious? I mean really:

2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

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Poop.

They say the children are the future. God help us.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

This can't possibly be serious:

[quote]
Honorable Mention:
"God Made Kitty" - Sally Reister (grade 3)
"The Bible Says Creation" - Aaron Kent (grade 5)
"Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" - Paul Sanborn (grade 4)
[/quote]

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Priest Doll

The new Google

Topless Golf Damn Previews are busted!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That's so hilarious, unless it's not supposed to be a joke.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[quote]Elementary School Level
2nd Place: "Pine Cones Are Complicated"
[/quote]

Gosh darn it, I can't figure them out, either!

[quote]High School Level
1st Place: "Using Prayer To Microevolve Latent Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria"[/quote]

This would seem to indicate that God can evolve stuff if He wants to. Hmmmm...

[quote]2nd Place: "Maximal Packing Of Rodentia Kinds: A Feasibility Study"
[/quote]

Er... No comment.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Finally, a suitable place to store all your crap e-mails.

http://www.idealhomeshow.co.uk/content/attractions/content.asp?location=32

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Jodie Swallow: The name... the hype... If she plays her card right, she could get more endorsments than Michael Jordan every dreamed of. For one, Goddess Sports Bra! Not that she's actually in that league.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Latex phalluses, an artificial vagina and a mixture of starch and water?!? Sounds like a night at the Spankling residence.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

israph's back! Rock. Where you been, fella?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Sounds like a great party.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I can't believe THIS is still out there.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The lost episode of The Smurfs

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

That was the funniest thing I have seen in the last 15 minutes!!!!

Some people have too much time on their hands.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

I'm gonna get one for my forehead!

Evil Bible.com = Giving anger and hate back. Still, a bit much to read for too long.

YIPES!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I've seen that. That's also the site that says the band Minor Threat is equivalent to Hitler.

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[quote]I've seen that. That's also the site that says the band Minor Threat is equivalent to Hitler.
[/quote]

True.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet