You're a librarian??? LOL Oh shit that explains EVERYTHING!!! ;))

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Shh!

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At least he isnt a professional idiot.

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You're a librarian??? LOL Oh shit that explains EVERYTHING!!! ;))[/quote]

so am I. explain THAT!

:-)

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No, he's a Big Fat Idiot. Just ask Al Franken.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Librarians R cool. itsclark you should try being a librarian for a while it might refine your ability to articulate, and you wouldn't have to post a picture to make up for your lack of language skills.

[insert picture of fat redneck flipping the bird]
[insert picture of homless bum with "need money for beer and weed, at least i'm not bullshitting you" sign]
[insert picture of monk protesting vietnam war, lit on fire, with text "HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU!?"]

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Yawn.

Thanks for the advice. When you stop trolling folks to make up for your lack of humor, I might take it seriously.

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Doh. I apologize for feeding the troll and helping him to ruin yet another thread. It won't happen again.

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Someone should apologize for teaching itsclark the word "troll"

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From http://www.netlingo.com

troll
a.k.a. trolling

The act of posting a message in a newsgroup that is obviously exaggerating something on a particular topic, hoping to trick a newbie into posting a follow-up article that points out the mistake.

see also: flame bait , lurk .

NetLingo Classification: Online Jargon

*shrug* I think BeNN_MaKK is plenty funny when he wants to be. I just wish he were consistent. I will agree, however, that he has been trolling... and quite successfully.

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It is his habit of misrepresenting himself for his own amusement which sealed it for me.

Nonetheless, I did take a shit in his contest forum. It was a minor shit, but still uncalled for. I apologize.

BeNN; you don't find me funny. I don't find you funny. Let's agree to take our crashingly unfunny contempt for one another to the Fights forum and leave it there. I doubt that either one of us is so hilarious that everyone yearns to watch us critique each other's attempts at humor in every forum (a trend which I regret to admit starting).

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Ha! We ruined this thread eons ago. There's no room to go anywhere but up.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

To get it back on the right track, we need a link to goatse.cx.

Proceed.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

A couple of mindless posts of geek talk will do.

w00t w00t w00t

I find both itsclark and MaKK quite funny and smart. And Gabe looks great in a leather bodice.

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Are you calling everyone I provoked a newbie? (Since trolling implies it is a newbie that is affected) Maybe I should get a whole new entry in the net lingo archives for what I did. Unless everyone I got gets demoted to newb status.

itsclark, I have no idea if you are funny and I don't care. I haven't read any of your comics unless you posted them. I am guessing they aren't.

I just watched Amelie, boy that was a good movie wasn't it. You should check it out, and if you are illiterate but have a DVD player I think you can turn on an English translation instead of subtitles. The color looks a little more full than usual for 35 MM too, I think they did some work on the frames in post-production.

Also I will ruin the ending: the butler kills everyone.

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My apologies... I meant flame baiting. You've been flame baiting quite successfully.

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Damn-diggity

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This cannot be a flame thread. It could create a discrepancy in the spacetime continuum which would cause the universe to unravel!

Therefore I will post something geeky.

I wanted one of these for awhile now.

Most excelent.

Yeah, that pen looks awsome.

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[quote]I just watched Amelie, boy that was a good movie wasn't it.
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Amelie kicked ass. I went into it not knowing what to expect and it ended up being one of the best movies ever.

I think that was Gosford Park.

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[quote]I wanted one of these for awhile now.
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Have you seen this bad boy?

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Speak for yourselves I am saving up for one of these.

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Does it have a "crisper?"

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