...jars of peanut butter to innappropriate places and then...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

...stuck his twinky in the microwave, set it on high and turned it on for...

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I dumb :D

20 minutes but the blocks are made of Nikasil, which is Aluminum impregnated with Nickel and Silicone and apparently , sulphur reacts adversely with the Nickel , causing very slight blemishes in the top few millimetres of the cylinder bore and...

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obscenity filter is off

...caused a semi-nuclear explosion to happen in his pants which he had to clean with a....

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I dumb :D

...Kajun Firefly, and...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

some dick head named matclarke who wanted to kill this thread because

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obscenity filter is off

...he got the rest of his shit from the house and....

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I dumb :D

...also the house next door, causing...

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"Old" is the old new.

...a World New Special about autism and how autistic people are wreaking havoc on....

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I dumb :D

...this weeks episode of "Special House" a new reality series where they exploit people with various disabilities and use them to redecorate the houses of the wealthy, and as you can imagine this caused a major outrange and uproar in the office of...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

...my mom, who has a retarded son named..

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I dumb :D

....johnny buttplug who can juggle....

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

...3 retarded antelopes at a time and can currently be seen in such made for TV movies as...

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I dumb :D

..."the retarded juggler"; "Johnny the juggler" and the best one of all.....

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

ballsacks...

... but not like that one on Lifetime with the spunky wife and the abusive husband, which was juct like...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

..the time I was on the roller coaster with my puppy Free-froo we started getting so close and...

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I dumb :D

...it was so much fun, but then one day he suddenly dissappeared, and grandma made us all a special meat pie but wouldnt tell me what was in it, and I never ever forgot about him to this very day and wonder why the pie had dog hairs in it but that cannot be compaired to the time...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

...that I was visiting Japan when Godzilla attacked and he was all like "RAAAAARRR!" and everyone was all like "AAAAIIIIIIEEE!" but I was all like "Can I have your autograph?" so he...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

...tok a huge dump all over the car, which i just bought from my cousin, he gave me a very good deal except for the fact that I had to sleep in a...

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I dumb :D

turd sandwich!

(kanaesh's post will be ignored because he put an EXCLAMATION POINT which usually signals THE END OF A SENTENCE)

...an old cardboard box, which wouldn't have been so bad if it hadn't been for...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

turd sandwich?

(someone band this fucker for thread killing already)

...the swarm of cockroaches that tried to be my roomats because they...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

you are the one talking about his roomats, and cockroaches.

How about this;

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