...tucking her (his?) penis up and back like that guy in Silence of the Lambs, or perhaps...

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...meeting with New York Times puzzle editor Will Shortz, a man who know his crosswords, knows his moustaches, and who knows...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...how to kill a man simply by taking the third knuckle of his left hand and pressing it against...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

...that area of the body known as the "taint", which is kind of disgusting when you think about it and...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

...Andy Griffith at the same time, probably conjuring intense mental pictures of him, a jar of lubricating jelly and his participation in a fun-filled evening involving a new, complicated form of teabagging where the recipient dangles from a pull-up bar and the giver (also known as the "teacup") propels himself up in undulating thrusts by a spring loaded in his...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...barstool, giving him both excellent springiness and easy rotation, allowing him to...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

... get the, y'know, the whassit, that sword-thingie sort of thing, that has a, well, a, whatchyacallit, a doo-dad type deal on its whatever thing, near the something dealie, the, wossname, deal sort of thing, that, y'know, all-important, life-supporting, world-ending guy-thing... the... you know... the, uhm, the, the, the, forgot it... wossname...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...and I seem to have lost track of what I was saying, so I'd better...

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....write about midget porn in my....

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

capsule of pure anti-time which allows me to write a hundred novels in the span of...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

...the time it takes a maine coon kitten to hump a teddy bear, which is poetic justice because...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...roses are red and violets are blue but too bad you smell like poo mixed with the essence of...

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I dumb :D

...even more poo, complimented by an almost impercepitible hint of still more poo of a kind only found seeping from the poo-producing sacs of the rare...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...YELLO...

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obscenity filter is off

.....dog, eating special sauce, that was made by leaving the mayonayse in the sun, causing the dog to explode in millions of tiny peices all splattered over.....

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The Australian Pokemon.

the rare red-bellied bandicoot, most often found in the Arizona prairie. They live on a diet of cactus toots and roadkill and live idllyic lives, plagued only by thir natural predators the...

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With Grey power comes Grey responsibility.

...Undead Pikachu, a strange beast that likes nothing more than to.....

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The Australian Pokemon.

...drink Thunderbird and sing songs about...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

it's testicals, which is a pretty stupid thing to do considering....

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The Australian Pokemon.

.

...it doesn't atually have any, but instead has a pair of...

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...it doesn't actually have any, but instead has a pair of... (There was an echo)

...really nice reverberation effects to it's undulating cry, which sounds a little like...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

your mamma!

YOUR MAMMA, MAMMA! MAMMA! (echo getting louder)