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Turkey held fake turkey... you didn't expect he would let troops eat a real meal did you?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

hah. what I find funny is that Spankling was the first to post on page 6-9.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Eat up! It's good for you!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

h4w!

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Dad was flammable

Holy Crap! That's one big fucking pussy!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Is it just me, or is that thing more horrific than the actual video?

I'm sorry, but the cilps I've seen of that video are freakish. It's not sexy at all. I'd rather watch a horse/woman video. It's far less disturbing.

Freaking night vision. She's got glowing eyes! That's NOT sexy!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

WARNING JELLY DOUGHNUTS ARE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH

This is to be the hot platform of the 2004 race.

i think the presidency should be decided in a game of hot potato

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You mean it isn't?