Kaufman apparently stalks himself well.

Round 1, Match 7: Ewwwww vs kramer_vs_kramer vs mmyers

Elements are:
[list]
[*]Trophy wife
[*]secretary of pink donkey wrangling
[/list]

as submitted by andydougan* in comic cup 6 for a sexual accessory/toy and a bureaucrat-type job title.

* The first element was submitted by lara7 and seconded by andydougan.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 11: No experience required']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'Secretary of Pink Donkey Wrangling!!!']

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[Click to view comic: 'CC11 - Do you want a bun, or a meringue?']

A New York advertising executive is left to take care of his young son when his wife leaves him in this poignant adaptation of Avery Corman's novel. A heart-rending custody battle ensues upon the now-ex-wife's return.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

m-m-m-m-m-m-myers

kramer

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AFROMANS MOVE

kramer, by a punchline.

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This is not my empire.

If he wins, does mmyers become the new Secretary of Pink Donkey Wrangling?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

mmmmmmmmmeyerseses was the most closely associated with funnyness.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

kramer

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

kramer

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Kram it!

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Dad was flammable

k_v_k

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Batman created by Bob Kane

k-v-k

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Sex Piano.

mm-mm-good.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I really wish more of you would vote. kramer_vs_kramer is the new Secretary of Pink Donkey Wrangling. Wrangle those donkeys, but not the blue ones.

Round 1, Match 8: The Last of This Round

Kajun Firefly vs umfumdisi vs flickguy

Elements are:
[list]
[*]Accidentally posting a comic with two asian girls as the punchline (which used to be more common when this element was submitted in Comic Cup 6)
[*]Mexican
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Submitted by Big Evil Dan for an embarrassing situation and a type of cuisine.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I bow before Kramer's nutty goodness and creamy caramel center.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Oy. My turn already? Gah. Better get this over with so I don't forget later...

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Cup XI entry: No title here, move along!']

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This is not my empire.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Cup XI: Must Be All Those Refried Beans']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

In honour of one of the most annoying Christmas movies ever:

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Cup XI: A Casa Solamente']

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Dad was flammable

Firefly

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AFROMANS MOVE

flickerama

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

i'd have to go for that odd Kajun fellow

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.