Kaufman apparently stalks himself well.

Round 1, Match 7: Ewwwww vs kramer_vs_kramer vs mmyers

Elements are:
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[*]Trophy wife
[*]secretary of pink donkey wrangling
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as submitted by andydougan* in comic cup 6 for a sexual accessory/toy and a bureaucrat-type job title.

* The first element was submitted by lara7 and seconded by andydougan.

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Mediocrity at its most average.