I was once on the underground, and it stopped in the middle of the tunnel. All the lights went off in the carriage and all these guys in boiler suits got on the train. I was expecting one of them to say "Take this train to Libya!" but it turned out they were just the maintenence crew.

Ever been in a train that breaks down in the middle of the tunnel, forcing everyone to walk in the darkness to the next station? That's happened to practically everyone I know save me. I feel like I'm missing out.

The Thread That Would Not Die.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Don't be a thread Nazi.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Oh, I don't care, it's more amusing than anything else.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I don't care either. That was a subtle attempt to destroy this thread.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I've had to walk from the middle of the tunnel to the station before, it's annoying, but I found it funny, there's something so surreal about walking in a huge crowd in a dark tunnel in complete silence.

like an orgy of silence!

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My leg hurts.

Sort of like doing Andy's ma.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sort of like doing Andy's ma.[/quote]

SPANKLING WINS! \o/

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I was once on a train with what seemed to be a trainee driver. He overshot the platform by about twenty feet, so everyone alighting from the front carriage had to climb down onto the tracks, including one lady who looked about sixty-five, poor dear.

I was proud of my fellow Melburnians that day - I was going to help her, but I couldn't get past the small crowd who beat me to her.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

This still doesnt excuse your fellow Melburnians from the heinous act that was the creation of "Neighbours"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

thats something ive always wandered, is neighbours actually popular over there? i mean does anyone actually watch it?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.