...plastic hamburger he was pretending to eat suddenly came to life and revealed to members of the press from every nation of the world that...

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in reality, barack obama is infact not "Black" but actually African-american, so he will not be the first "black" president but actually...

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... be the first man to simultaneously sneeze and belch, creating a tiny vortex above...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

brookhaven, long island, which, in turn, will...

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...cause a similar reaction in your Long Island iced tea, which can only mean...

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that the savior has returned, and by that i mean...

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...I have an inverted erection thats beginning to look like...

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hiroshima in 1945 witch is similar looking to

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Corey Haim's career, were it a physical landscape like a valley or a field or a...

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... hillock of beans piled high upon a...

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steaming mountain of nacho cheese, topped with

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extra kitteh and

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

some kind of gooey green stuff that looked like gucamole but tasted like

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Corey Haim's career, were coated in rancid peanut butter and barded with bacon from the fat of a sweet, young...

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filipino toddler, which for the unenlightened, looks like shrimp cocktail when...

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left out in the sun for a few day and then slathered with...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

armadillo jizz, which suprisingly tastes alot like...

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Thai lady-boy jizz, but only when you...

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...stand in the clearing at midnight, under a full moon, wearing naught but sandals and grasping...

your cock with a mini soldier helmet with snow comoflouge which makes a vagina start to look like...

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that weird alien thing in the sand from Return of the Jedi, which is reminiscent of when you drop peanut butter in...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

...a blender set on frape, but don't forget to add the....

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....grapes with a little dash of....

...mansauce collected from a thousand....

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Horny french polynesian slaves, who get turned on at the scent of...

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