1800... too much crap.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This is good for you Bush-haters out there, but [url="
http://www.kutulu.fsnet.co.uk/henrythe8.htm"]this[/url] is much more educational.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Good Times

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://www.kaicurry.com/gwbush/dishonestdubya.html

http://www.kutulu.fsnet.co.uk/henrythe8.htm

Dammit... those worked in preview

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

And one to post the link to another forum.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Fifty-one ways to leave your lover.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Evidently Tobor has taken up rugby.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

out of all the comedic gold in that story, i picked this as the most poignant line:

simply put, i need to start watching rugby.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I need to start PLAYING rugby!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yoga for idiots.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Teacups smash, flounders ignite spontaneously in your presence.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The perils of your eyelashes torture my libido into a state of crass belief in Roman Catholicism.

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Poop.

I would gladly eat chamberpots of your sickled beans and thalassemic rice.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sir, you have most exquisite breasts.

No, that's not a come-on to Spankling, that's the quote I got.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors.

I wish I had a dime for every time I've heard that.

Bergen bans schoolkids sex-bracelets

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Your aquiline senescence implores me to generalize within the relms of a starfish's lifelong hallucinations of gelatin pools and of actuaries floating upon the Rhine.

Plus, those bracelets are AWESOME!!!!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Step 1: Move to Norway.
Step 2: Take up rugby.

what would i do without you wonderful people?

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Wacco Waco

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Paranoia is back.

Partly due to Dubya.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Bush 2004 = Draft 2005. Register and vote kids.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

What fun

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Way better idea than the Starbutts mermaid

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hopping through the forest?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet