hairy poo that smelt like balls and tasted like...

the sweat on my back that got soaked into my boxers while i was walking home from the metro today

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Making cheesy jokes in 5..4..3..2..poop.

which coincidentally reminds me taht grandma needs her cellulite medication so she can get back into that sexy two-piece so we can start filming the...

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I dumb :D

...newest season of LOST, where Grandma is guest starring as....

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

...both Mary Ann AND the Skipper, with Brittney Spears as the Professor and a surpise appearance by...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

keanu reeves playing the incredibly hard role of..... keanu reeves while drinking a large slurrpee with....

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Making cheesy jokes in 5..4..3..2..poop.

...the back-wash produced from the entire cast of the Bradey Bunch when they a got summer colds and had to go to....

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

the boulder colorado center for the mentally unstable and people with summer colds which sounds alot like.....

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Making cheesy jokes in 5..4..3..2..poop.

...where i spent most of the 90's, and which was right next to...

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what if nigger meant kite

..the gay parade where I guest appeared as a sexual devient straight person which reminds me, i need to go pick up some...

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I dumb :D

moo goo gai pan from the chinese take out place on 74th st thats run by the creepy guy who cant pronounce "L's" which makes "egg rools" sound like.....

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Making cheesy jokes in 5..4..3..2..poop.

"Seskatchewan," which I'm sure I've spelled wrong since the word was probably invented by...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

..a drunken indian who just polished off a bottle of woolite that actually tastes great with a side of..

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I dumb :D

...fuck you...

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Poop.

..and a drop of eat shit fucker...

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I dumb :D

which sounds like i shouldnt be posting until rabid weasle posts again  and flippy is mean because he didnt end his sentence with an easily workable word like "while" or when....

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Making cheesy jokes in 5..4..3..2..poop.

...which is surely a sign he's a complete asshole...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

..that likes the pot calling the kettle black which happens ever so often in this day and age which reminds me..

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I dumb :D

..that I really should have picked up the kids from school right about now, but they can wait until one of the other parents gives them a lift, or they can get a ride with that creepy guy who gives them candy which...

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Fear not! For I have nachos!

actually sounds pretty fun, "hey mister candy guy," i said which made him look like he was just forced to fondle a bull with his mouth and....

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Making cheesy jokes in 5..4..3..2..poop.

...in particular the incisors, which is strange because usually he was a bicuspids man who was more into...

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what if nigger meant kite

bukkake porn and salt and vinegar chips, and the occasional christopher moore book which made his member very happy and want to....

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Making cheesy jokes in 5..4..3..2..poop.

... felch...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...Filch...

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what if nigger meant kite

...er, fetch something from the fridge to satisfy his craving for

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Kill Whitey.