To boldly go...

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Haven't the Pioneers already gone that far?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[quote]Since then, it has been headed into deep space. In 1998, it passed the Pioneer 10 space probe and became the most distant man-made object from Earth.
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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

didn't captian klaa blow that up?

It would be cool if once we got into interstellar space, we found out it was like a subspace, where mass and light and energy did a bunch of freaky things (with the star wars cantina band playing in the background), and we were able to zip over to Alpha Centauri or Sirius or wherever in like a time-dilated week.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Sheesh, P10 had a few good years' head start. What's it doing lollygagging around the universe like that? Lazy good-for-nothing ship.

And when will we get around to building Voyager *6* so we can be bored for three hours?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I think it's important that we all coordinate our efforts to ensure that I get comic 200,000.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You're only 198,497 short. I'll send positive vibes your way.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I'll also need some Jolt, a car battery, and the thesaurus entry for sodomy.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'm also going to try and make comic 200000. Beware, Obi.

PS - I've named the simulator and target machines that I just built at work: evil_d and little_kitty. Am I a colossal geek now?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Bring it on, motherfuckers!
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PS - I've named the simulator and target machines that I just built at work: evil_d and little_kitty. Am I a colossal geek now? [/quote]
Deep down, you know the true answer.

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Dad was flammable

Has anyone read about the German guy who killed and ate someone at the person's request?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Germans are whacky. We shoulda nuked those SOBs

I'm sure god agrees with you, nate.

"lool"

[quote]"Using the pseudonym 'Franky,' he posted Internet ads saying: 'If you are 18-25 you are my boy' or 'Come to me I'll eat your delicious flesh.'

Some 430 people responded to his e-mails within a year."[/quote]

Maybe Freud was onto something with his psychosexual theory.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Bis-fucking-zar.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Wearing this Nomad MoVu around my neck, I feel like I'm employing some kind of technologicly advanced sacred amulet.

you mean a vibrator?

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its a mp3 player mr. straight edge

so you can listen to muzak while your girlfriend does her business, crazy man

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That's a two-in-one machine then.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

is it ever!

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Anyone hear 'bout that guy who rigged is house w/ booby traps so none of his relatives could take it from him w/ lawyers, but then was killed by his own trap? Not too good.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Anyone hear 'bout that guy who rigged is house w/ booby traps so none of his relatives could take it from him w/ lawyers, but then was killed by his own trap? Not too good.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.