...French Maids and the kind of string cheese that...

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doesnt separate from the main cheese stick which makes me want to smash something that is completely out of place and unnecesary like a ham sandwich or a hydrogen bomb which would...

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...hurt the bomb, not my hand, since i have big meaty manhands, not unlike...

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what if nigger meant kite

Chuck norris, aka god who can cure cancer with his tears, the only problem is he doesnt cry so that means...

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...his brain is missing, the same problem as...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

...he was hospitalised for back in '74 after a nasty fall caused by...

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

the awesomeness clouding his vision making him vomit hard boiled eggs which came from the chicken belonging to....

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...some intergalatic transvestite named Bongo, who prefers to be known as...

... meaty man-handed mandingo's...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

nipples, which, when the temperature is right, are like little pink razors of doom, maybe thats why all the emo kids follow him around saying....

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...'Nipples!' and looking at peoples...

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I looked at two peeled bananas and realized what they really were. They were Weiners!

...net worth, including all assets held in the form of equities, securities, bonds, money market accounts, or...

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...stocks, which are currently in the dumper because...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

...that's where the maid threw them while she was cleaning up and mistook them for...

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...Her cable bills which were over...

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I looked at two peeled bananas and realized what they really were. They were Weiners!

...thousands of dollars, so she had no choice but to get naked and...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

...rub herself with cow pies mixed with pumpkin-pie spice, a combination which has the unusual property of...

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...Sickness that went around the world and it made everyone fap...

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Lego

...furiously to the tune of "American Pie" by Don McLean, and then...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

...wash it down with a long, cool drink of...

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Royal Crown Cola, but then I forgot that I coulda had a V-8 and slapped myself in the...

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...balls in front of my mom and she took me to a...

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I looked at two peeled bananas and realized what they really were. They were Weiners!

...honeymoon suite where we...

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british underground cunts 'danny rhymez and matty b' who eat there own poo and wee

...and then we screamed obscenities at each other, because it just isn't right that she...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)