Now, I am a total animal lover and an advocate of animal rights, but I found those commercials kinda funny in a sick way.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

These guys do really bad stuff to women.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

My Grandma died in India and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Dogs do more for boy than welfare

Pig Brother

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

gams

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

If only this were real...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I wonder if the kid knows that he's famous

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You know you totally missed me!

Cookie?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Cyber-fondle

My xmas list just got longer

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Those damn devil children!

Wait for the horrible voice acting near the end.

This made me giggle.

The best one was "Tommy, you're permanently expelled!"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

boinky, that shit has to be the funniest thing you have ever brought to this thread.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I like these two just because they don't make any sense.

http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/7.cfm

http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/3.cfm

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Poop.

[quote]I like these two just because they don't make any sense.

http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/7.cfm

http://www.lawforkids.org/Cartoons/3.cfm[/quote]

In number 7, it seems to me like Kirk's pimping Marco out to Mr. Smith. Think about it.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Check those sleeping bags.

I guess this is an old one 'cos even I have seen it before. Still creepy tho'.

Imagine coming back from the Gulf with one hidden in your sleeping back, and then your daughter or whatever takes the bag to a sleepover. Loudest scream evar!!

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Continuingthe theme-

Glorping hell!

eeldog

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[quote]Cyber-fondle

Man, I could play with that for hours.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Then maybe you need a...Imaginary Girlfriends!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This could be so much better. But it is odd that BK set up a guy in a chicken suit and unmentionables to do our bidding.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Woo-hoo-hoo!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Was that the additional footage added to Apocalypse Now Redux.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Cummingtonite?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Which Nigerian Spammer are you?

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