*Docteur Pedantic mode* Voulez vous couch -- aw screw it, this post isn't funny.

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"I'm gonna give you cancer." "...what are you, a cellphone?"

*Docteur Pedantic mode* Voulez vous couch -- aw screw it, this post isn't funny.[/quote]The funny thing is, I've been to a lot of jam stores, and I've seen orange marmalade, and apricot marmalade, but I've never ever seen one of those places selling lady marmalade.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Read from the beginning of the thread. It's a tournament, with a limited number of participants. Watch for the next tournament (if there is one) and speak up at the beginning when contestants are requested.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Ordinarily I would go to the trouble of translating that Morse Code, but tonight I can't be bothered. It probably says something like "For a good time, call wirthling", anyway.

My vote goes to LadyJ. Mainly because I think Grandma jokes are funnier than fart jokes.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!