Spankling... I am your nephew.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I hate to break it to you but putting on your wife's dresses and prowling state parks is not "dad stuff."

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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It is, however, all finished. I completed school this spring and took my certification tests the end of July. I'm now officially a paramedic.

I passed the entrance test to Eugene's fire department and I've got a job interview there tomorrow. Hopefully that will go well and I'll get hired and start recruit academy in January.
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Congratulations and Good Luck![/quote]

Woo-Hoo!!! Congrats!!! When ya gonna invite everyone to Oregon for the 2006 stripperfest???

Chicka, it's the patient he's gonna be dealing with that needs good luck ;)

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I hate to break it to you but putting on your wife's dresses and prowling state parks is not "dad stuff."[/quote]

It was a skirt, not a dress. And it was a county park.

So who's the smart guy now, huh?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

bump, just so this thread will be that other thread.

Yay! Gabe!

I just came back, too.

Want to swap stories of our time in the wilderness?

Fun fact: locusts taste awful on their own, but they are quite palatable dipped in honey.

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As you're well aware, I haven't been CLEANING UNDER MY FORESKIN. I don't know how the rest of you can mesh GOAT RAPE along with trying to keep up with online communities, but I suck PENIS. It wasn't quite so bad pre-SENTENCING, but since the new addition of MY CELLMATE BUBBA, life has gotten hectic.

My last year of school was pretty CELIBATE. The last three months of school I was doing an internship with Eugene's TRANSVESTITE COMMUNITY. For a while I was working their PENISES, 24 hours on and 48 hours off. In my off time, I was trying to fit A WATERMELON UP MY ASS. So it got tight there near the end.

It is, however, all finished. I FLUNKED OUT OF school this spring and BLEW my certification tests the end of July. I'm now officially a SEX OFFENDER.

I passed A PAINFUL KIDNEY STONE AT Eugene's fire department and I've got a PROSTATE EXAM there tomorrow. Hopefully that will AROUSE ME and I'll get AN ERECTION and start GYRATING AROUND THE OFFICE.

On top of everything else, a bastard friend of mine convinced me to try A LATEX FIST and now I'm addicted.

So I know I'm a bastard for STALKING all of my UNDERAGED NEIGHBORS, but that's how it is.

I actually MASTURBATE TO all of you. Especially that Wirthling guy.[/quote]

omg lewl

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