Rage Against The Machine sang a song about this girl eight yers ago, but it didn't do any good.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Presenting Miss Big Bones 2004!

Yeah baby!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I want a Spazz!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The old tap-sing-be bop.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION by (snerk)Mark E. Petersen

Brought to you by Phallic.org

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Haha!

What the fuck are you talking about?

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Poop.

Bad... and I mean WOW bad navigation

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Spamusement - Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

From the makers of South Park: Team America! World Police!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Kaufman's new job

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Bush Rock: Move over Boss.

The Museum of Questionable Medical Devices Online

Don't get drunk with these guys.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Atlantis Rising

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I thought he looked natural with Comb-over, Evil, big smile.

Patient 14

Abusive Jesus?

You mean you gotta ASK?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

If you make him balding with a mustache, he looks like Dr.Phil.

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Poop.

Harsh

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I wonder how long the couch lived afterward, but I don't want to hear about the "back door resue plan.".

Snooker Nuns... no. Really.

Getting Shanghai-ed takes on a whole new meaning.

Did we do this one already? Legos are everywhere.

Does this joke make my ass look big? As seen on Cation Mountain.

What? requires bandwidth.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And in related news, an Al Qaeda spokesman said, "Your women will weep with grief and frustration".

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

not sure if you lot have seen this yet or not

This Land

Harry Potter and the Randy Librarians?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

The directions make it easy

The future is yesterday!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Prepare to scream.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Isn't this one of the signs of the Apocalypse?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I love that Bedroom Jesus talk!

12 Ways To Crush Your Own Testicles In Your Own Home: Method 6 looks like fun.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That bedroom jesus talk makes me tingle inside.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.