Whoa. Dudes who like their sacks squished are kinda fucked in the skull.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You say that as if being fucked in the skull is a bad thing.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Oh, shit! My P.C. gland was malfunctioning. Besides, life sucks without a good skullfuck once in a while.

I meant to say guys who like having their nuts squashed are the human equivolent of genital warts.

I sincerely hope the next post is not "You say that like genital warts are a bad thing."

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You say that as if...

Oh.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Genital warts give you an excuse to touch your genitals all the time.

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Poop.

Betty's Genital Art Gallery

Flower Power!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Spankling don't need no sissy engagment ring! (possible not safe for work)

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Poop.

This game will scare the shit out of you.

First link is for the game, second link is the walkthrough. Go ahead and do the walkthrough. It will still scare the shit out of you.

http://uploads.ungrounded.net/content.php?id=189227&name=189227_exmortis.swf&title=Exmortis&date=1093579200&quality=b&uj=0&w=640&h=480

http://au.geocities.com/shibby_1977/lwd/exmortis-walkthrough.htm

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Only when you "click here" all it does is send you to newgrounds, so... click here instead.

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Poop.

Creepy Fish

Trek Love

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Wabbit season? It's Storsjöodjuret season!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I wouldn't mind getting tattooed by this barbie!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

A clip of young Helen Hunt-like actress Leelee Sobieski reading her stupid-ass beatnik poem about 9/11 on the Tonight Show.

http://www.blumpkin.homestead.com/files/leeleee.mp3

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

So what happens to men who listen to this?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Well, duh! Your tits get bigger.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Topless animal fun!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Is God a fruit fly?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Don't be as stupid as these guys

Of course!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

That's AWESOME!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Awesome until the hamster is roasted alive, or pees on your CPU.

Plus I think that one might be an April Fool's joke.

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Poop.

Fucking Yogi bastard!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It is a sad sad day indeed.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[quote]Awesome until the hamster is roasted alive, or pees on your CPU.

Plus I think that one might be an April Fool's joke.[/quote]

It's definitely an April Fool's joke. That's why it's awesome! They put pricing, adding to cart links, the whole nine yards on that page.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Where fuck goes on holiday.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.