...aaaaaaaaand let's go POSTAL!!!

Talent by squabies, tech by DexX.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Mail RETURNED, bitch!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

All this art talk got me hot and bothered.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

We need a Flying Spaghetti Monster character.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

New DragonXero!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

That would be incredibly hilarious.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I want to be touched by His noodly appendage!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

haha yes!

here's the final version of Angry Bacon Man. DexX walked me through photoshop, teaching me the ways of his fathers, the discipline of the closed-fist crane

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what if nigger meant kite

Thanks to Mandingo for pointing out the size problems on my new character. I forgot about that, now it's 100% compliant.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

All those peeps that asked me for forum images, I'm working on them now. Except for the people that asked but never provided links or pictures.

I also found a picture of bigfrank pimpin' in a pink shirt somewhere on the forums, and I can't resist making an image out of that.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I can do more like the one I made of myself, but I would need anyone who wants one to pose like they will be in their stripcreator image. To be honest, I basically just traced a picture of myself for that one. Oddly enough, that's a lot of work.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

i couldn't resist

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what if nigger meant kite

[quote]i couldn't resist

[/quote]That should be the new default.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That waterspurt prop ... if someone will dye it red, we can have a bloodgush too.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

HOLY CRAP! I go for a couple days and now we have a crapload new chars!

This rulz.

Thanks folks

and I would also like to thank the Academy

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I dumb :D

[quote]All those peeps that asked me for forum images, I'm working on them now. Except for the people that asked but never provided links or pictures.

I also found a picture of bigfrank pimpin' in a pink shirt somewhere on the forums, and I can't resist making an image out of that.[/quote]

i'll step up and ask : please make me one!

here's a full-body pic :

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Here's a pic of me if it's ok.

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I dumb :D

The more you post that pic, the less I believe it's you. Most people have more than one picture of themselves.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

If I were stealing a pic from someone I'd pick one with a less queer pose.

That's the only pic of me that i have online, aside form this one with my daughter (she looks terrible in this pic for some reason so here's a reddeming pic for her - Kinda better Phoenix):

BABY SHIELD!

I guess I don't have any SC worthy pics judgeing by the comments.

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I dumb :D

[quote]New DragonXero!
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Governor Ventura? Is that you?

[quote]All those peeps that asked me for forum images, I'm working on them now. Except for the people that asked but never provided links or pictures.

I also found a picture of bigfrank pimpin' in a pink shirt somewhere on the forums, and I can't resist making an image out of that.[/quote]

awwwwwwwwwww shucks. I knew my sexiness would pay off in some nonperverted way one of these days!

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A yellow one might also have some good uses.