Today a kid calls his teacher a poop and he gets time in a cell with John Wayne Gacy. In my day you start a cornfield on fire and you had to work half a day pitchin’ hay for the farmer. It’s getting’ so a kid can’t be a kid.

So what did you do (or dream of doing if you weren’t naughty enough)?

1. The topic must be kids being “bad.”
2. No doctored strips. They gotta be 100% Strip Creator brand comics.
3. Believable is good. Funny is better.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet