Ha ha ha ha ha!!! I'd be perfectly willing to chill out if I had more money, was famous, was having sex with at least 10 different women, preferably at once, and opened everyone's mind on the entire planet. If any of you can help me with that, I'd chill the fuck out right quick.
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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.