In a new feeling of boredom and un-comic-genious-ness, I feel this amazing urge to get into a fight. About what, i don't know. But I beg of anyone... Start a fight with me, one that needs the usage of at least part of the brain that I once used... Be it philosophical or religious debate, I care not. But please...Someone make me think. I know that my brain would appreciate it.
Thank you.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

You wanna fight? C'mon girly! you may look tough but... ah... who am I kidding. Mop up the floor with me already.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You have to lick her boot first, spankling! Have I taught you nothing?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'll take a crack at this. I have no idea what your world-view is, Little Kitty, but its philosophical underpinning are fundamentally flawed. As a result, your political leanings (whatever they may be) are totally unrealistic, and your opinions on such diverse matters as religion, art, and music, are (I assume) completely laughable. In fact, your entire life is pretty much an endless series of wrong-headed choices. I can't cite any specific examples, mind you, but... hey, Look over there -- something shiny! In conclusion, I would just like to point out that whatever it is you cherish and value most is pretty much just a big pile of steaming monkey doo.

Rebuttal?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

kitty, when I'm talking to you, you're constantly complain about something. I don't think there's anything left you haven't complained about, but here's two things you have a lot:

1) You're lonely.
2) Some guy is hitting on you.

For most lonely, straight girls, some guy hitting on them is a good thing. Why do you cry about both and not just fuck every guy you can? You seem to like sex a lot, so it seems stupid not to.

ps camwhore

Oh, and you seem to think you're better than everyone else, ie: recent fight with nicejohnson. Where you didn't like that she (the new girl) pm'd you (the girl everyone loves) without knowing you first. I remember you doing the same when you were new. You also seem to think that because everyone likes you, you can just ask one of your mod buddies to take action against something and they'll do it, ie:

[17:49:04] Lumi, you have no idea what power I hold against you, dude.
[17:49:14] I'm real chummy witha good number of mod's on this site
[17:49:24] one word of your extreme cuntiness, and I can get you booted

Not only can mods (probably) not ban anyone, I doubt they would just because you say they're a cunt. You can flirt with the mods all you like, but you're still just a n00b.

And you listen to the most annoying, dumb radio music ever.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Um...looks like you got yourself a fight, Kitten.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.